MAY we have a new Mini-Rant thread?

i have a somewhat medium rant …

Dear cocksuckers that spoof social service numbers i have to answer due to being disabled and living with disabled family … I sincerely hope that carnivorous crotch fleas infest you and yours feasting for a thousand years on your pus ridden anal cavity among other things

I have not used anything apple since my freshman year of hs when crapple dumped a bunch of cheap shit glorified IIE’s on our poor district and set back computer education back a hundred years and I wouldnt use such shit because of having to worry about ass drippings of a scurivious nature such as your self trying to rip me off… So your employer and your 12 recorded calls can have a very liquidly shit of the gods up a rope and rain down you and yours for countless generations so they may curse you for their misery …

OK rant over for now …

Husband picked it up with a dustpan while I was having a psychotic break. He’s a keeper!

Sometimes I wonder if my gf keeps me around for similar reasons. This winter I live caught a dozen mice from our house, releasing them into the barn where they had a little mouse village.

The barn snakes are fat noodles.

June is here: