Inspired by a brief exchange with my boy:
Setup: I’m getting out the mayo to whip up some tuna salad and the boy pokes his head in the fridge. I wield a spatula laden with white wobbly goodness and ask:
“What if I covered you in mayo?”
“Then I’d be yummy!”
Well I simply must share with those precious few dopers who are amused by such things, and so it with extreme satisfaction that I present to all and sundry, a number of spatulae and one humongous vat each of mayonaise, Miracle Whip and, for the fetishists, tartar sauce.
Careful not to get any in your eyes!
- SpllloorrttCH *
Yay! Now I’m yummy!