Me Cleaning My Keyboard....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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… with one of those “Play-Doh” kinda cleaners you just press into the keyboard and roll it across. Works pretty well. “Cyber Clean”. Not affiliated. :slight_smile:

;./‘L;’.P[KL,H JNBGIK,LO NBHGY7UHYBGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGN NIJKU NM,POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOMLK,MJNHBGGGGGGAzqAZxscdvfeghbjpooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhmijku,l.j nhgf 42527234786423.06
788888888882031.4
7658+++++++++++++++031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42031.42

:wink:

Q

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Oh, you wanna see a neat keyboard trick?

Hold down the Shift key, and swipe your finger across the number row (what pianists call a “glissando.”)
You get this:
!@#$%^&*()

Instant swearing!

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:slight_smile: Never seen that one, Emily. On that last part of my post, I call that “Free Math”, or maybe “Contact With E.T.” :slight_smile:

Q

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I’ve never heard of anything like “Cyber Clean” but now I absolutely need to buy some. Any excuse to play with puddy.

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You’re not fooling me Quasimodem (if that is your real name).

The alleged keyboard gibberish is obviously a secret code to your handler overseas.

What secrets are you betraying? The formula to Coke? The spices in KFC? Why Tim Tebow is considered a great quarterback by too many people? I shudder to think the harm you are doing to our country.

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42031 (let alone repeatedly) seems like an odd pattern to be cleaning your keys like that.
I’m thinking you’re whooshing us! But it does appear that your G key required some serious effort.
What in the world was it crudded up with?

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No kidding - thanks for the insight, Quasi! I’m looking forward to finding all sorts of places to squeeze that gunk into!

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I recently read aboout akeyboard you can submerge in warm soapy water to clean.

But that putty stuff sounds much more fun!

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I got some Cyber Clean in my Christmas stocking. I was simultaneously fascinated and horrified by the things it pulled out of my keyboard.

Best part - it didn’t make my hands or my keyboard smell bad!

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I’ll answer the spy/crud question in a bit. Gotta figure it all out first.

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Like this?

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I’ve always wanted to get someone to do this.