“You got your meat all over my bread!”
“Well you got your bread all mixed up with my meat!”
each bite from their sandwiches, then slowly smile and nod at each another
Gotta love Jersey
On I5 in California you see many trucks filled with garlic, and other trucks filled with tomatoes. If they crash you get spaghetti sauce.
You choose to live in New Jersey you gotta accept the consequences.
I heard Chris Christie was helping with the cleanup. Any further word? 
He said he should have it finished by *lunchtime *today.
I believe that’s spelled “Po’Boy”.
[vintage Carlin]And there’s hamburger all over the highway in Connecticut
Well, I for one wouldn’t relish being in an accident like that.
There was this beer and potato chip dust up earlier.
Yeah, you’d find yourself in quite a pickle.
You misspelled Firesign Theatre.
“There is hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.”
Did they take the injured to the Mayo Clinic?
When The Fella and I went on our recent trip thru bits of Minnesota and Wisconsin, we ended up visiting The Mustard Museum; The Spam Museum; a mill museum that was awesome and they gave you pieces of fresh bread—and one town we stayed in had a Mayo Clinic.
We also saw the World’s Largest SixPack (Bottling plant).
We’ve started calling it “The Sandwich Tour”
I guess kinda late for me ketching up in this thread.
The Onion provided excellent coverage of the whole thing.
Smothered it, you might say.
Did the drivers have an open face?
don’t judge me, all of the good ones were taken
When my dad was with the Washington State Patrol, he came home one evening with the trunk of his patrol car crammed with 12-packs of Coca-Cola. It seems that he was one of the responders to a collision between a Coke truck and a gasoline tanker truck. That Coke truck lost its load, and the tanker proceeded to leak gas all over it. Driver told my dad (and other responders) to help themselves, because it couldn’t be sold. All we had to do was wash off the cans.
I think you guys may have used up all the sandwich puns, but I’ll catch up once I’ve mustered some of my own.