Buy some wolf urine and put it on the base of the fence. That’ll shut the dogs up.
And get a couple of canisters of Mace. Use them on the douchebag neighbor if he gets feisty with you.
Buy some wolf urine and put it on the base of the fence. That’ll shut the dogs up.
And get a couple of canisters of Mace. Use them on the douchebag neighbor if he gets feisty with you.
Except for the fact that those gizmos are total scams and do not work. At all.
There’s a story in there, just dying to come out…let us know when the statute of limitations is up.
Eww!