Tired of all the shit. Do I come off strong and be a dick or keep asking them to stop and be a GIANT pussy?
A little more detail please. In your yard or theirs?
Mine of course. Do I need to type slower so you can “get it”?
Get a pooper-scooper and deposit all of it in their yard.
How about asking your neighbor politely and being neither a dick nor a pussy?
Can you expand a little bit? Is the question whether to kill the dog or ask your neighbor to stop having his dog shit in your yard (which for some reason makes you a “pussy”?) I’m not following.
If you’re this polite to your neighbors when they ask an innocent question, maybe there’s a reason they let their dog shit in your yard.
For a real answer, maybe ask them to come pick it up whenever you find it.
And you’re asking whether you should be a dick?
I think you should go for the giant pussy option and lie in wait for the dog, ready to jump out and scare him.
My old neighbor’s dog used to shit in my yard constantly, big piles that stunk and I just started slinging it on the side of their house on the siding, it stopped soon after.
I’d start by casually throwing it back in their yard.
If they persisted, I’d start casually throwing it on their porch.
Then at their windows.
Then at their cars.
I would assume at some point before that, they would confront me about it and I wouldn’t be pleasant about it.
Just move. Sounds like it would be easier in the long run.
You forgot flames.
Burning paper bag?
We’re at that point, hence the OP.
Nah, fire would be arson. Attempted arson against your primary residence is one of the few instances where lethal force can be used against people legally, pretty much anywhere in the USA.
Perhaps a “Me, Myself and Irene” solution is in order. Steal his newspaper and take a massive dump in his yard while he watches.
The non funny part of this is that there are children who may or may not find a doggy landmine.
No dog poo is worth a human life.
I’ve spoken to and with them and they (I guess) think Their dog’s shit don’t stink.
Been here long enough to respect you’re advice.