Memo to Rick Sanchez

You know, I look at the last few hundred years of the history of the Jewish people and I can’t help but think that controlling every major organization, both real and imaginary, and running every world government would have a bigger payout.

And why do they need some sort of anti-goy bigotry to hate Ted Turner? Wouldn’t marrying Jane Fonda be enough? It is for most Christian Conservatives.

It’s the same damn story they’ve had for centuries. Fo’serious.

Take Venice, 16th century. It was about as close to the “liberal elite” as you can get in that time period: a republic, and a wealthy one at that. They were proud of being accepting of people from all over the place. It was the Renaissance equivalent of New York City. You could be from anywhere, you could be anyone, and you would fall under the same laws as anyone else.

Unless you were a Jew. You couldn’t own land, you couldn’t run certain kinds of businesses (mostly you could be a pawnbroker, a moneylender, or a doctor; there were very few other possibilities), you had to live in this particular part of town called (surprise) a ghetto, you even had to wear a particular piece of clothing signifying your Jewishness. So, Jewish moneylender? Obviously just cares about money, or why would he be a moneylender? Jewish doctor? Why is he so interested in people’s bodies? Don’t take your kids to him, I hear they use Christian babies in their evil Jewish rituals. Follow the logic there?

But that’s the bad old days, right? Have you noticed that moneylender and doctor business? For centuries in more than one place those were pretty much the options Jewish people had. One upon a time they weren’t really positions of prestige, but as times changed the positions of bankers and doctors became more respected.

The media is a similar universe to that of moneylending and doctoring. When those industries started, Jewish people were able to make a living there. At the time, just like doctoring and moneylending were once, they were careers on the periphery of society. You could make money, but you were always ‘other’. Then, just like doctoring and moneylending, they changed from ‘jobs you can’t get good honest white folks to do’ to prestige positions… all seemingly filled with Jews who wouldn’t stand aside to let decent white folks in. They became successful and part of the establishment in America, and so the old hatred of the greedy Jew transformed neatly into the new hatred of the powerful Jew.

And why have they always been hated? For a few reasons, many of which boil down to the simple fact that they don’t want to bury themselves in the culture of the countries they go to. They take pride in their differences, make them holy. Anything that isn’t just like us is dangerous, after all. You never know what they’ll do, what they’re thinking when they look at you. They’ll probably take offense if you spit on them, too.

(Yes, I did just read The Merchant of Venice recently, why do you ask?)

He’s doing the Sanchez wrong!

It’s not filthy enough?

Ditto.

Sanchez is basically correct: Jews and Latinos may both be minorities in America, but there is a difference of how oppressed they are, particularly if you are thinking about wealthy suburban educated northeast liberal Jews like Jon Stewart. And even if it isn’t correct, it’s simply ignorant or incorrect, not bigoted.

PC overreactions like firing him and the endless commentary simply distracts and waters down the reaction when real bigotry occurs. There’s only so much outrage to go around, save it for when something outrageous happens.

I don’t think it requires a PC over-reaction, or even a racially sensitive reaction, to decide Sanchez is a doof that CNN doesn’t need. I listened to the interview and wasn’t offended as a Jew, but I figured Sanchez was blithely, if not eagerly, digging his own grave by letting his dislike for Stewart override his brain-to-mouth filter. I’m willing to bet Dominick was thinking (as I was): “this guy is an idiot.” CNN has enough idiots on payroll already.

I always wondered: How do people like Captain Midnight feel about constantly losing to the Jews? I mean, they are walking all over your ass, CM. They got their own country, run the economy and basically control the media, Hollywood and other outlets. They got nukes, dude! Shit, should they just give everything away?

Hey, if the Steelers keep winning the Super Bowl, and the Yankees keep winning the World Series, should we run their buses off the road or should we find a way to build some better football and baseball teams capable of beating them more often?

Essentially, CM, whatever you and your people have been capable of, the Jews flat out PWNED you all this time. Man up, teach your peeps to man up, and out do the Jews.

Captain Midnight and his people versus the Jews: FAIL

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The problem is, in trying to beat the Jews, Captain Midnight’s people end up causing so many problems for the rest of us.

WWII, for instance.

Of course, since CNN is also run by “those people”, Sanchez’ comments look less like “tellin’ it like it is” and more like “saying stupid shit about one’s employer”.

That’d be cheating! Like running the Yankees bus off the road. Surely CM and his peeps can beat 'em fair and square.

OMG! Hitler CHEATED??!! I am shocked, shocked, I tell you.

I heard he failed a drug test. Hitler claimed he’d been tricked by false ingredients in a sports drink he had before the competition…naturally, he blamed his false positive on the juice.

Ooooh, that’s awful. It’s the gas chamber for you.

OMG! OJ CHEATED??!! I am shocked, shocked, I tell you.

ETA: Never mind, someone made the same joke and better. (Probably one of those Jews who controls the Intertubes.)

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Go. to. your. room.

That can’t be it. Hitler fucking loves juice.

Yes, please! The comedy gold would be soooooo worth it!

Sanchez is pretty well-known as a liberal, and has bashed Fox numerous times.