Memorable, annoying phonecalls which you have gotten

Ahh! I hate this. First, I don’t sound all that young- I do a lot of public speaking so I’ve mastered the whole deepening of the voice for clarity thing. Secondly, I understand I have a little bit of the “valley girl” accent, but plenty of full grown adults around here do, so that is no reason to assume I am a child/teen. I had this convo with some dumb ass sales person on the phone (I was only civil because my dad’s clients sometimes call our house, but even they aren’t this stupid):

::Ring Ring::

Me: Hello
DASP: Oh hello sweetie! Let me talk to your mommy or daddy.
Me: Uh, my father is in the shower at the moment, but may I help you?
DASP: Sweetie, you need to put your daddy on the phone so I can speak to him.
Me: Ma’am, my father is unavailable at the moment. As I previously asked, can I help you in some way?
DASP (VERY slowly):"Sweetie…I need…to talk…to your daddy… run over and give him the phone
Me: Look lady, I am 19 years old. Don’t speak to me like some child. If you are selling some crappy service, we don’t want it, ok?
DASP: Oh…I thought you were a child…I… uh… I’m calling for blady blah security systems and uh…
Me: Yes, I am fully aware who you are as you are on our caller ID every. single. day. Perhaps I should remind you that we are on the Do Not Call List. If you EVER call here again, my DADDY will sue your ass. Goodbye, sweetie.

I hate, hate, HATE being spoken to like a child- plus this lady was just an idiot. Two pet peeves in one.

I also hate the, “Who’s this?” when someone calls.

DiosaBellissima, You don’t have to sue. You can file a complaint online at the FTC website.

Oh I know that, my way just seemed much more threatening :). They never called back and that’s all that matters.

I was on the phone, but knew a friend might be calling, so when call waiting beeped, I switched over, only to encounter this.

Caller: Is this Tootsie?
Me: Um, excuse me?
Caller: Is this . . . Tootsie?
Me: Are you referring to my company, Toozy Potsy?
Caller: Oh - yes. This is blahdeblah from the Pennysaver, and we were wondering if you’d like to advertise with us . . .

I can understand not knowing quite how to pronounce the company name (it comes from an idiosyncratic endearment of my grandma’s invention), but why not say the whole name, imply you are trying to reach a company, or ask for me by name (I’m the incorporator and president, and my name is all over the documents they surely got my info from)?

My father is very evil, and if someone calls back after getting a wrong number once, or gives him flack, he just “takes a message” for the person they’re after.

This hasn’t happened to me in a while but when it does it annoys me too. I always ask, who are you calling, which leads to an answer or just a hang up when they realize they dialed the wrong number. Once someone got testy with me and asked again “Who is this?” with a more indignant tone.

I had a fairly long conversation with a girl who thought I was pretending to be someone else when she was sure I was the guy she called playing some prank. When she started revealing personal details I assured her I was not the guy, and evidently she believed me because she hung up.

I’ve worked retail for years and get a lot of annoying calls on that end, but at home.
I started getting calls asking for a certain woman with the same last name as me. I’d never heard of this person and politely said no. This went on every other day for a couple of weeks. Finally I asked someone what this was all about and why I kept getting the call. The caller was reluctant to say. I asked if this was a collection agency just looking for this person by calling everyone with that last name. {An unusual name with few listings} I was told that was the case. I told them I had been called numerous times and they had better take my name off any list they had and not call me anymore. The ladt assured me in a snotty tone that she had never called before but, mysteriously, the calls stopped.

An annoying call that turned out funny was one of those survey calls. My girlfriend didn’t like TV we only used it to watch the occasional movie. One day I got a call from a lady doing a survey on what woman from 25 to 45 were watching on TV. “Are there any woman of that age available for a survey?” Rather than tell her and save the time I cheerfully said. “Sure, there’s one right here” and I passed the phone to my girlfriend. She had a good sense of humor and quick wit. She could tell by my tone I was playing with someone and and had decided to play along.

“Hi there” in her exaggerated friendly cooperative voice. Then I heard in the same tone,

“Nope”
“Nope”
Never heard of it."
“Nope”
"Well actually I don’t watch TV at all. "
“No never”
“OKay bye bye” in a very friendly voice. We both just burst out laughing.

I once got a call on my cell phone from someone who insisted I had called him and he wanted to know what I wanted. My number had come up on his caller ID, apparently. Only problem was: I hadn’t called him. I didn’t recognize his number and I hadn’t used my cell phone at all in the last several days. I told him that his caller ID must be incorrect and that I hadn’t tried to call him and he became absolutely enraged, insisting that I MUST have called him and WHY was I lying about it?!?!?!?

After a few minutes of this, I decided he was wasting my minutes and hung up on him. Crazy.

I also used to work in a bookstore and often got strange calls from people who thought that bookstore = information line. People would call us asking for phone numbers to other businesses. My favorite ever was an elderly woman who called asking for tech support. Apparently she’d bought some computer book but she didn’t understand it. Fortunately for me, her problem was extremely basic and I was able to walk her through the issue. (I know, I could have told her to call her actual computer tech support, but I worked for a local independent bookstore that’s big on customer service, it wasn’t really a difficult issue, and she probably thought better of us afterwards.)

The first federal election after I’d turned 18, I got a phone call from the local Reform/Alliance/whatever the hell they were called at that point candidate’s campaign office. The conversation went like this.

Me: Hello?
Caller: Good afternoon, I’m calling on behalf of (candidate). Could I speak to Ms Macphisto please?
Me: That would be me
Caller: Are you sure you’re old enough to vote dear? You sound awfully young to me.
Me: I believe I know how old I am.
Caller: I’m sorry…Can we count on your support in the upcoming election?
Me: Uh, I was planning on voting Green. Good bye.

In retrospect, I should have told her I had been planning on voting for that candidate up until that phone call, but I was too floored by someone who presumably had a list of new voters questioning my age.

I currently get an elderly man calling me once a month or so looking for Diane. It’s not too annoying, except that once he decides he needs to talk to Diane that particular evening, he’ll try my number 3 or 4 times in a row, and after the first call of the night he always just counters “Hello” with “Hello?”. He sounds sweet and rather confused, so I’ve given him a fair amount of leeway, but I finally lost patience with his most recent call and after he said “hello?” I replied with “I’m still not Diane, and I haven’t been Diane any of the times you’ve called here”. I felt kind of bad about it afterwards, but hopefully he’ll finally figure out what Diane’s new number is.

I had one caller that was more sad than annoying; I had just moved into an apartment with couple of rommates and the night we got our phone we had an elderly woman call asking for someone (been a while, but I believe it was her son?), and insisting she had the right number - she always gave it the old fashioned way - KL5-1234, not 555-1234. We would generally get multiple calls at a time, and patiently explain that she did dial the right number, but the person she is asking for isn’t at this number, and she would call back, getting surprised and confused all over again when told her son no longer has that number. The next day, it would start all over again. I assume that the woman was senile; she always sounded confused when we tried to explain that her son was not at the number even though she got it right. It made me sad - I pictured this lonely and confused woman trying to call her son every evening and never getting through. I felt really bad one day when I heard my less-tolerant roommate go nuts on her, curse her out and tell her to stop calling our number. I also don’t remember how we got the calls to stop, but after about a month the calls ceased.

Then again, I had an annoying calling experience where I was the caller; my job sometimes required that I make client contacts to keep them appraised on the status of network problems they had reported, and I got their numbers from ‘tickets’ in which a front helpdesk took down all of the relevant info RE: the problem, including client contact info. In this case, someone goofed. I make a call, ask if I’m speaking to Mr. X, and the response: “Maybe it is and maybe it isn’t”. Me: “Well it’s important that I know, as I have some important information regarding blahblahbalh”. Him: “Where did you get this number? I never heard of any Mr. X!” Me: "Oh, may I ask if this number is 555-1234? Him: I’m not telling you my number! <click> Ok, well that was neat, did I fat finger my phone keypad (happens way too often) or is the number wrong? Only one way to find out… <ring> Hello? Me: Hi, am I speaking to… Him: Dammit!! I just told you there’s no fucking Mr. X here!!! Me: Ah, so it appears that the number I was given is wrong, this is 555-1234, right? Him: I TOLD you! I’m not giving you my fucking number!! Me, now getting somewhat annoyed myself: well, obviously I already have your number if I hit you twice in a row, and am reading your number to you over the phone, so you’re not giving me your number. Him: <long pause> Me, starting to feel slightly sadistic: If you hang up again, I am going to call the number I just read and ask for Mr. X again; I’m starting to enjoy this and can do it all day - I’m getting paid. If your number is 555-1234, you can make this all end by saying, yes that is my number, and I am not Mr. X, and I promise you will never hear from me ever again. Or, you can hang up on me again, and I will attempt to reach Mr. X at 555-1234.Him, reluctantly: Yes, that is my number. But I don’t want you to ever call me again. Me: Trust me, I have better things to do.

At first, the thing that stuck me as funny/weird was he seemed to think it was giving too much info to simply reply whether the number I was giving him was in fact the number he was at - I mean, if he said no, it wasn’t like he was giving me some secret info, and if it was, well, I obviously had his number to read it to him in the first place. Years later, I guess I find his initial response weirder… ‘maybe it is, maybe it isn’t’? What kind of stupid beating around the bush is that? Then again, after hitting him twice, it was pretty likely the number was wrong and maybe I should have just laid off (despite the fact I sometimes will fat finger a phone number 3 or 4 times in a row, making the same mistake each time).

One rainy afternoon in Santa Cruz…

(ring)
Me: Hello?
Old, Old, Lady: Ummm, Good day, I was calling to RSVP to Rose’s tea party for next Sunday.
Me: I’m sorry but you have the wrong number.
OOL: Ummmm, I’m calling about the tea party.
Me: I’m sorry ma’am, but you have the wrong number.
OOL: Do you know Rose…
Me: Ma’am. This is the wrong number.
OOL: Ummm, okay.

one minute later…

(ring)
Me (slightly exasperated 'cuz I’m pretty sure I know who it is): Hello?
OOL: Ummm, Good day, I was calling to RSVP to Rose’s tea party for next Sunday.
Me: Ma’am, you’ve called the same number again. This is not Rose’s house. You have the wrong number.
OOL: Oh dear. Okay.

one minute later…

(ring)
Me (sigh): Hello?
OOL (very hopeful): Ummm, Good day, I was calling to RSVP to Rose’s tea party for next Sunday.
Me (realizing that this may go on for awhile if I don’t end it): Okay, that’s great. I’ll tell her. We’re looking forward to seeing you.
OOL: Thank you.

We actually received about three more calls over the next couple of days all RSVPing for the same party. We just politely took the messages. I always wondered if Rose ever figured out why nobody was RSVPing to her tea party.

Shortly after getting my current cell phone number I received a dirty text message asking me why was I so heartless to not call him back and we should meet and fuck again.

Charmed as I was by this tactic, I called the number and a man with one of those baritone gravelly voices that just reek of sex answered with a " Hey baby…"

I explained to him that this was not the number of whom he wanted anymore and I had the number since XX date.
He apologized profusely and I laughed stating that if the offer to fuck were still open I would be more than happy to send my husband over, being that he was on a dry spell as of late.

Laughter abounds.

YAY me!

I work for the government and I just started at a new number last month. Only my husband calls this number so I knew right away that it was a wrong number.

some guy: “Hello, is this the ministry?”
me: " … um, yes" [I mean, it is A ministry, and he didn’t specify which one]
guy: “Oh, can you answer questions about [something garbled I couldn’t understand even if I could make out what he was saying]?”
me: “No, I’m afraid not, you must have the wrong number. What did you dial?”
Guy: [some number that is NOT mine]
Me: “You dialed [my number], you have the wrong number.”
Guy: “well, can you transfer me to someone who can answer my question?”
me: “No, I’m sorry, I have no idea who could help you. It’s a big ministry.”
guy: “Well, what questions can you answer for me?”
Me: “Why don’t you try dialling the number you meant to dial the first time, and see if they can help?”
Guy: “Oh. Okay.”
And I’ll never forget my friend “Lucy’s” best phone call. We were working at “Frank’s” at “Mapleview Mall”.

Lucy: “Hello, this is Frank’s at Mapleview, Lucy speaking. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Is this Frank’s?”
Lucy: “Yes.”
Caller: “At Mapleview Mall?”
Lucy: “Yes.”
Caller: “Is Lucy there?”
… it was Lucy’s father.

Call at 7:00am on Saturday.
Me: Hello

Caller: Is this Dr. ***'s office?

Me: No, I’m sorry, you have a wrong number.

Caller: Are you sure?

Me: I’ve lived here for 20 years, if it were a doctor’ office, I’m sure I would have noticed by now.
Another favorite.

Me: Hello

Jerk: You should identify yourself when you answer the phone! Who is this

Me: Sweetums

(Yes, I gave my real name, not my doper handle)

Jerk: What’s that supposed to mean to me?

Me: That you are an a**hole that dosn’t know how to dial a phone.

:Hang up:

I worked as a counselor in a shelter and one of my clients with the same first name as mine worked as an exotic dancer. I would get calls for her and the men always seemed so disappointed that I wasn’t as “friendly” as I had been the night before.

Same thing happened to us for quite a while after we moved into our new house. The people that we bought our house from have the same last name as us, a fairly common last name at that.

My wife had our phone installed under her name. Actually, her first initial, and our last name. Unfortunately, we hadn’t realized that the people we had bought our house from were rather irresponsible financially. Soon after we got our phone turned on, we started getting calls from collection agencies. We knew that they never believed us when we told them that neither George nor Amy lived at our house anymore. The calls were getting increasingly snotty, and our responses were getting more and more terse.

“No, they don’t live here. No, we don’t know where they moved to. In fact, we have never even met them. Stop calling us.” No avail, though. The calls continued.

We thought it was peculiar that the collection agencies would be calling us when they were looking for the previous tenants. The previous tenants didn’t have the same phone number, just the same last name and address.

Finally, after a month or two of fielding these sort of calls on a daily basis, I finally asked a very nice lady who had called how she had gotten our phone number. Apparently, there’s some large deadbeat database, and collection agencies simply put in a name and an address, and my wife’s first initial and last name would pop up, along with our phone number. Since we had the same last name, they assumed we were the same people. She promised that she would delete our number, and we haven’t had a call since.

That’s happened to me a few times, too, once when I had genuinely called the number by mistake. I had realized after I had dialed that I dialed the wrong number, and hung up immediately. A few seconds later, the guy I had mistakenly called called me, and asked why I had called him. He had gotten my number on his caller ID. I explained my mistake. That wasn’t good enough, apparently, because he kept asking me who I was trying to call. I explained to him who it was. He told me that he wasn’t the person I was trying to call. I explained to him that I had realized this, and apologized for calling him. He again asked me why I had called him. And on and on. He was fairly abrupt about the whole thing, and went on to tell me how he was disabled, and how he couldn’t leave the house. He kept telling me that I shouldn’t call him. I promised I would, and, after an additional 5 minutes of questioning and explanations, he hung up. Bizarre.

Those jerks have been calling my fiance for the past year looking for some guy who used to have his phone number. He gets calls, at least a couple times a month, and no amount of, “I don’t know him, this is not his number anymore, stop calling me” pleas have gotten them to stop. A month ago, he spoke to yet another supervisor, and this guy assured him that his number would be removed. Last week, he got another call, so he asked to speak to the same supervisor, who claimed that he never said he could remove the number, he can’t remove the number because it’s illegal, all he could do was place a note on the account, which nobody ever reads anyway, so basically, he’ll still get calls.

I once came home from work and found a message on my voicemail that said “Someone from your number just called here and hung up, and I want to know why.”

I checked the timestamp on it, and it was from 1:30 PM. The house had been empty since 8:45 A.M.

It would appear thta the woman, full of righteous indignation at having someone call her number and hang up, had dialed the wrong number to get them on the phone. I was going to call her and tell her how stupid she was. Then I thought I should just call her and hang up. Then I thought I should go read a book or something, before I got myself into trouble.

My most annoying phone call was from a former boss. She had emailed my notice of termination to HR and had accidentally copied me in on it. I packed up my stuff and left.

The next morning she called me and asked why I wasn’t at work.

A few years ago when I first moved into my flat I had to get a new phone line and number installed because it was a new build.

Just a few weeks after BT had put the line in and allocated me my number I got this call:

Me: Hello
Irate gentleman with a strong, almost incomprehensible, mid-African accent: YOU GOT MY PHONE NUMBER!
Me: I’ve what?
Irate Gentleman: YOU GOT MY PHONE NUMBER!
Me: How can I have your phone number?
IG: Your phone number! Is my phone number! You take my phone number!
Me: I haven’t. I just got this number from BT
IG: YOU GOT MY PHONE NUMBER!
Me: …er…are you saying that the phone number of this phone is your phone number?
IG: YES! YOU STEAL MY PHONE NUMBER!
Me: How can I steal your phone number?
IG: I dont know. YOU TELL ME! I want my phone number!
Me: It was allocated by BT. I don’t control it
IG: YOU GIVE ME BACK PHONE NUMBER NOW!

At this point I just kinda stared at the phone for a while in perplexity, then hung up. He didn’t, I’m glad to say, call back.

I still have no idea what he was on about.

Sweet and sour jesus! I got this once, too… But it wasn’t for my neighbor. It was for my friends who live a 30 minute drive from me. What. The. Hell? I don’t even deal with Ford at all, so I’ve no idea how they got my number, but this pissed me off. Calling to ask me if I could put a little squeeze on my friends cos of their recent late car payment. :mad:

The weirdest, however, was about 5 months ago. Sitting at home, I get the call:

“Hello?”
“You stop taking my newspapers, you son of a bitch!”
I blink, “Excuse me? I think you have the wrong number-”
“I don’t have the wrong number! I see you out there every morning stealing my newspaper!”
“Excuse me, sir, who is it you’re trying to contact?”
“I know who you are! I see you out there every morning in your bathrobe stealing my newspaper!”
I chuckle, “Sir, I don’t even have a bathrobe. I think you’ve dialed the wrong number-”
“No! I know it’s you, and tommorow I’m going to be waiting with my gun!”
“Er… Go ahead. You’ve dialed the wrong number.”
“It’s you, you son of a bitch, I know it is!”

At this point I hung up. I got a bit worried about the gun thing, I’ll admit, but I didn’t hear anything about anyone stealing newspapers or getting shot or anything after that, so I assume it was either a realistic prank, or someone who was a wee bit loose of his faculties.