Men automatically double their sexiness quotient when riding motorcycles

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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<sigh> I’m sorry, I know that is *such *an inherently sexist comment, but I can’t help it. It’s true.

As I was driving home today from the park and from riding my bike (alas, only a mountain bike) I realized just how attractive those things are. Gentleman I normally wouldn’t even look twice at suddenly become appealing., I *notice *types of bikes. I don’t care one whit about cars and never notice them. And assless chaps, a monstrosity anywhere else (yes they are) suddenly become quite, well, interesting.

So I guess this is a shout-out to all you Doper men with bikes. I know a few, Malacandra, Johnny L.A., Quicksilver, **scotdor **(is that his Doper name? Can’t remember). I’m sure there’s more.

Thanks for riding!

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:o

And the weekend looks as if it will be swell riding weather. :slight_smile:

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Next Saturday a couple ofriends and myself are taking off on a 30 day run. Probably by the time we get back we’ll be getting male modeling offers.

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I am totally with you, bike can take a 2 and make them a 4. or raise a 7 right to 10.

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Even if they’re fat and ugly ?

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The fat and ugly guys would like to know.

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Sexist? A friend of mine’s sister got a bike; she was fine to begin with, but man, oh, man – on a bike she was smokin’.

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Depending on the level of fat and ugly, they are probably registering as a 1 or 2 to start with. The doubling still doesn’t push it too high.

No offence intended to the fat or the ugly or any combo thereof. :slight_smile:

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Fat and ugly, too. I saw one on the way home, as a matter of fact.

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What’s not for a girl to love? A bike is a cross between a convertible and a vibrator.

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Just keep in mind, we in the medical profession call them Donorcycles. They may increase one’s SQ (sexiness quotient) but may decrease one’s IQ. :smiley:

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Yamaha T-shirt from the '70s: Put something exciting between your legs.

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Have bike will travel.
No wait, now it’s have baby can’t travel.

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Unreal…I just paged through my entire photo directory, and I don’t have a single pic of my on my bike.

Gonna have to take a few before I find a buyer (having a baby made me rethink the whole “get into an accident, pretty much automatically die” thing).

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I only have the one that I’ve posted here before.

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But you’re not *on *it. Still, sweet bike.

I thought about asking you guys for pics, but I didn’t think anybody would be inclined.

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Ain’t that the truth! :smiley:

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Oh, but I was! I had to get off to snap the photo.

Hey, that feller looks kinda furrin! :stuck_out_tongue: :wink: :smiley: I’ll have to bring my ride down and we can form a gang.

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Woof.

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What about when riding unicycles?

Your answer will effect just when I get mine repaired and master riding it.