<sigh> I’m sorry, I know that is *such *an inherently sexist comment, but I can’t help it. It’s true.
As I was driving home today from the park and from riding my bike (alas, only a mountain bike) I realized just how attractive those things are. Gentleman I normally wouldn’t even look twice at suddenly become appealing., I *notice *types of bikes. I don’t care one whit about cars and never notice them. And assless chaps, a monstrosity anywhere else (yes they are) suddenly become quite, well, interesting.
So I guess this is a shout-out to all you Doper men with bikes. I know a few, Malacandra, Johnny L.A., Quicksilver, **scotdor **(is that his Doper name? Can’t remember). I’m sure there’s more.
Thanks for riding!
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Thanks for riding!
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:o
And the weekend looks as if it will be swell riding weather. 
Next Saturday a couple ofriends and myself are taking off on a 30 day run. Probably by the time we get back we’ll be getting male modeling offers.
I am totally with you, bike can take a 2 and make them a 4. or raise a 7 right to 10.
Even if they’re fat and ugly ?
The fat and ugly guys would like to know.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
<sigh> I’m sorry, I know that is *such *an inherently sexist comment, but I can’t help it. It’s true.
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Sexist? A friend of mine’s sister got a bike; she was fine to begin with, but man, oh, man – on a bike she was smokin’.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Even if they’re fat and ugly ?
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Depending on the level of fat and ugly, they are probably registering as a 1 or 2 to start with. The doubling still doesn’t push it too high.
No offence intended to the fat or the ugly or any combo thereof.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Even if they’re fat and ugly ?
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Fat and ugly, too. I saw one on the way home, as a matter of fact.
What’s not for a girl to love? A bike is a cross between a convertible and a vibrator.
Just keep in mind, we in the medical profession call them Donorcycles. They may increase one’s SQ (sexiness quotient) but may decrease one’s IQ. 
[QUOTE=saoirse]
What’s not for a girl to love? A bike is a cross between a convertible and a vibrator.
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Yamaha T-shirt from the '70s: Put something exciting between your legs.
Have bike will travel.
No wait, now it’s have baby can’t travel.
Unreal…I just paged through my entire photo directory, and I don’t have a single pic of my on my bike.
Gonna have to take a few before I find a buyer (having a baby made me rethink the whole “get into an accident, pretty much automatically die” thing).
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Unreal…I just paged through my entire photo directory, and I don’t have a single pic of my on my bike.
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I only have the one that I’ve posted here before.
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
I only have the one that I’ve posted here before.
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But you’re not *on *it. Still, sweet bike.
I thought about asking you guys for pics, but I didn’t think anybody would be inclined.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
But you’re not *on *it.
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Oh, but I was! I had to get off to snap the photo.
Hey, that feller looks kinda furrin! 
I’ll have to bring my ride down and we can form a gang.
[QUOTE=Shayna]
Ain’t that the truth!
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Woof.
What about when riding unicycles?
Your answer will effect just when I get mine repaired and master riding it.
