Men - what is your problem when it comes to shorts?

[Zsofia]

I know a guy, a very manly man of men (and a really nice guy), who upon his holiday after returning from Afghanistan attempted to enter a local strip club in his very practical kilt. He enjoys them as a practical garment and had not considered it as a difficulty in the situation. And it had literally been two days since the only local skirt was attached to a burkha. It took half an hour, but the decision was finally to allow him in, as there was no policy agin’ it.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Zsofia

Probably easy to interpret hostility if, say, you were the type of person whose SO dreams of eviscerating with a knitting needle every time you open your mouth because you’re so damned confrontational. Hypothetically.

See what I mean? You’re demonstrating bizarrely inappropriate, violent ideation because somebody disagreed with you.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Zsofia

I know a guy, a very manly man of men (and a really nice guy), who upon his holiday after returning from Afghanistan attempted to enter a local strip club in his very practical kilt. He enjoys them as a practical garment and had not considered it as a difficulty in the situation. And it had literally been two days since the only local skirt was attached to a burkha. It took half an hour, but the decision was finally to allow him in, as there was no policy agin’ it.

How did the Chippendale’s dancers like his dress?

[Zsofia]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

See what I mean? You’re demonstrating bizarrely inappropriate, violent ideation because somebody disagreed with you.

Not because “somebody disagreed with you”, but because “somebody gets his kicks from being perpetually, constantly confrontational.”