There is a US Cellular commercial wherein the poor man’s Samuel L Jackson is wearing a suit with short pants. For some reason, he’s outside with a bunch of people attacking punching bags. Anyway…that’s not a thing is it, a suit with short pants? Because it really looks stupid.
I’m still not sure if Wikipedia and/or this website is trolling me, because supposedly in Bermuda they pair Bermuda Shorts with a more-formal top like so. If true, it is literally the dorkiest-looking thing I’ve ever seen. (The socks seal the deal.)
Sounds like a British schoolboy thing.
I’m guessing it was Kevin Stewart. He’s a fashion designer, he sometimes wears suits with shorts, and he look a little like Samuel L. Jackson.
If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!
That’s how the Bermuda Olympic teams always march into the stadium:
This article from Business Insider was calling it a “new trend” in 2014:
Men’s fashion designers have been trying to launch trends like suits and shorts or suits with skirts every year since the sixties. Somebody is always stupid enough to fall for it and given them the publicity they wanted. It’s standard “man bites dog” news. Nobody else ever cares and the freak fad designs never take off.
I think that if you are in Bermuda, or representing Bermuda, it’s an acceptable look. Otherwise, no.
The red shorts at least sort of match in that they’re in the national colors. The ones in the article match pretty well and don’t really look all that strange, even the trimmed one. I guess the one I found was the real whopper since the bottom colors had no relation to the top.
How else could you star in a Gamera movie but also look your best?
The three-quarter-length pants in that photo definitely look a lot better than the multicoloured shorts in the DorkFest picture above.
Still, it’s the kind of look you can probably get away with only if you are an actual fashion designer.
Yes, a Bermuda shorts suit is definitely a thing. In Bermuda. Nowhere else in the civilized world AFAICT.
In St. Louis we have a radio personality who for years has been pushing to have an annual Bermuda shorts suit day every summer. His rationale is that it would give us something to talk about during the heat and humidity of a St. Louis summer.
Pharrell Williams has been doing it for some time (this picture is form 2012). And of course there’s always Eddie Munster. A jacket with shorts just seems. . . incongruous. However, I’ll take a guy in a tailored pair of bermudas any day over those baggy, knee length abominations that just wont go away.
Or if you are five years old in the early 1970s and your grandmother made you and your brother plaid shorts suits for Easter. Then it’s OK just for the photograph that will come back to troll you for the rest of your adult life.
Short suits are professional dress in Bermuda…with knee socks.
I’m crawling back under my rock now, thanks.
Looks like they are wearing underwear and forgot their pants.
Interesting. Just seems strange to me from a comfort standpoint - if it’s based on weather - because I can wear pants much longer than I can a jacket and long sleeves. And I wouldn’t wear socks that go with pants with shorts.
This is my feeling about the chino shorts I see recommended in “Don’t wear cargo shorts” articles. They look like schoolboy pants to me.
Stewart is the guy who inspired the “Professor Badass” meme.
