The bombs start dropping in five minutes.
/Reagan
Elwood: When telling a joke, tell the whole thing.
Regan, unaware the microphone was on and he was broadcasting to the world, announced “My fellow Americans, I have signed into law legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. The bombs will drop in five minutes.”
I got it Elwood. I was alive in the '80s.
Stccrd? Stccrd? Mr. Vice-president, is that you?
Give then a massive roach bomb. After a few days, the cockroaches that held he country hostage would be gone. Who knows, Sadaam might say " What they’re all gone just like that? We’ve been looking for the formula for years!! Thank you!!" 
I picked it up too, Elwood.
Gary Kumquat, damn you. I was planning on posting that link. 
As long as we’re ordering bombings how about Canada? We need a little revenge from 1812.
No, no, no. It’s “Someone set up us the bomb.” If you’re gonna quote AYB, get it right. Nitwit.
Something about this thread reminds me of Goldmember!
War Hawk, Dar Castle.
Go on, ask me why I’m talking like that.
With spelling like that, how on earth did you become a moderator?
Ha! I see your putsch and raise you one coup!
Ha ha! I raise you a junta.
Ha ha ha! I call your junta and raise you a bloodless coup by social activism!
You are bored, so you want the SDMB to bomb Iraq? Couldn’t we just have a spanking? Could be much more fun.