Meyseton for Inclusion Body Myositis

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Since this post contains no links, can’t we keep it here for posterity? I was especially interested to know that they have a team of herbalists in in their backend.

Kinda nice of them to spend their whole inheritance on the research though.

The alternative is natural ingredients from unnatural plants - or maybe unnatural ingredients from natural plants. Either way, I’m glad someone is hawking herbal cures for obscure diseases (is this now an “orphan herb”?). Wonder how they can make much money off it, unless they simultaneously discover that it also cures flatulence, warts, eczema and cancer.

Part of the new Triffid-based economy.

Platform 9 3/4, perhaps?

I wasn’t aware that inclusion body myositis was such a problem. It must be one of those herbscure disorders that nobody wants to talk about.

Using less than superb judgment I checked out their website. Did you know that there is impressive research pulled from their backend?

“An evaluation of the efficacy of Meyseton on proliferation of Inclusion Body Myositis.
An in-house study by The Gordon’s Herbal Research Center (GHRC)”

Johns Hopkins, look out.

*"Here is a summary of the clinical trail (sic) conducted in compliance
with the protocol, cGCP requirements:

The extensive report includes over 300 pages and is 18 megabytes in size."*

Man, that is sure a lot of bytes.

“The trials were labelled as successful.”

If we do say so ourselves.

“100 percent of the patients tested experienced no side effects while using Meyseton.”

I’m reminded of the scene in “The Fugitive” where Evil Doctor announces to the cardiologists’ convention that the Evil Pharma heart drug is wildly effective with absolutely no side effects, and no one in the audience busts out laughing.

“Based on this data it is believed that if the trial period was longer, the results would have been even better.”

Well, that’s usually the way it works, unless of course the patients get worse.

The research data would be even more impressive if they didn’t follow up with a rendition of the Quack Miranda Warning:

“Legal Disclaimer: The statements made on our websites have not been evaluated by the FDA (U.S. Food & Drug Administration). Our products are not intended to diagnose, cure or prevent any disease…” :frowning:

It’s actually quite a nasty progressively debilitating disease, for which medical science knows no effective cure. Good job there are some quacks with herbs around, or there would be no hope at all.

And then there are the supernatural ingredients from supernatural plants.

Agree with Mangetout, at least as far as the description is concerned. It may not be a common disorder — thankfully — but it did contribute significantly to my father’s death and made the last eight years of his life increasingly miserable.

Quackery like the OP is (almost) enough to make me less committed to the principle of free speech.