My son just ran into my room.
He’s in a panic!
MOM MOM WAKE UP IT’S IMPORTANT!!!
He just got the ICE CYBER CRIME virus.
He thought he was in trouble, I knew it was a GD scam.
Especially when they so thoughtfully list all the places where you can get a money gram.
For $450 they will unlock your computer.
Sons of bitches all of them that send out that shit.
Now we have to figure out how to get rid of the damned thing.