I can just imagine the job posting…
ENGR/SCI/TECH Are you looking for an exciting career where you can make a difference and serve your country? MI5 seeks jack-of-all-trades gadgetry whiz for stimulating consulting position. Liase with intel agents in the field, update tech for the agency, and repair equipment heavily damaged in action in the domestic war on terror. P/T, 2-3 days/wk, no benefits. Must be UK citizen. Mil. vets pref. EEOC.