Michael Crichton is a petty bitch.

You’re an idiot.

Is that Scylla or Yanni? :wink:

There is no fucking spoon. It is not the spoon that fucks, it is only yourself.

You’ve got them confused with Seigfried and Charybdis.

That’s being petty? If I were a writer, every hero would be a Yankees or a Giants fan, and every depraved villian would be a Red Sox or Cowboys fan. What he said about the journalist, that’s being petty and nasty. Getting in some good ol’ Harvard / Yale shots - I’m not so sure about that.

rayh, I should have had some kind of smiley on my “Be nice!”. It was an amused “Be nice”, not a scolding one.

I know, but it didn’t work unless I took it seriously. That’s why I put one on mine.

I guess fictionalizing a critic as a baby-raper is easier than, say, actually refuting his argument. Pathetic, really. I hate to think that there are people who get their science from Michael Crichton potboilers.

Apparently so.

A friend once confided in me. She was seeing a divorced man who had children. There were no immediate problems.

But the kids did not “get” Monty Python. So she was worried about the future.

We lost touch, but I hope things worked out.

Well, much of MP’s humor depends on a British – and British in the '70s – cultural context.

Really?

You find jokes about rape funny?

Look, Crichton is an asshole, by far the bigger asshole of the two. But you don’t gain any sympathy points by being an asshole back by joking that being employed by a pharma firm is worse than raping children.

If you have trouble understanding this position, please see the relatively recent thread I hate people joking about rape for clarification. I didn’t post to it, but I completely agree with the sentiments of the OP.

He’s not joking about rape, he’s jopking about how ridiculously over the top the attempted character assasination is. If anyone’s making light of child rape, it’s Crichton.

Wow. I thought Apos was being too harsh on you, but he’s right. You really are stupid.

Exactly. Humor is based on surprise. He has been accused of being something pretty bad and something extremely bad. Which is he more upset about? Well, that’s the surprise. What is he supposed to do? Get outraged? It’s not a good idea to give a fuckwit that kind of control over you.

I have to agree. Get a grip, JohnT.

I get that too.

However, two wrongs don’t make a right.

It isn’t a joke about rape, and you really are an idiot. I honestly could not believe your post when I first read it. I couldn’t IMAGINE anyone being SO stupid as to actually strain to read it as literally saying that pharma-shilling is worse than rape. But congrats, you’ve expanded my horizons. Apparently, someone CAN be that bizarrely misguided, so desperate for a quid-pro-quo or some finger-wagging thing to say that they’d actually first read the comment seriously, and then told that it’s a joke, get all huffy about joking about rape. I mean, that’s truly incredible.

Critchon’s hit-bit would have been fair game if it was funny or interesting in some way: instead it was just sort of toss-off lame. And now we’re done with noting what a petty bitch he is.

But you, man, you truly deserve the remainder of this thread. It’s possible that you are, in fact, the pettiest bitch of them all.

You shouldn’t tell jokes about rape. Rape is never a laughing matter.

Unless you’re raping a clown.

A clown has feelings too.

What about mimes?