Welcome to the Dope, rayh, let me introduce you around.
Shirley Ujest is a man, and WhyNot is of the female persuasion. Counterintuitive, I know, but there ya go.
Pardon me while I go brace myself for correction from Shirley Ujest.
No, I’m pretty sure Shirley’s a woman as well. If not, I have some rewrites to do in my brain! 
Can’t get 'em all, I suppose.
Anybody got $7.50? I need to pick up a program.
This could get confusing. To clarify - who’s doing what to whom?