Michael Irvin

[saoirse]

@HelloKitty

My mind is boggled. That’s kind of like asking “If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it…” isn’t it?

I think it’s more like “If Jesus and Superman played for the Saints, would they still suck?*”

Mike Ditka is always giving Irvin crap and makes fun of his goofy suits every week.

Last week Irvin said something like “Coach, how come you don’t ever agree with me on anything?” Ditka deadpanned: “You’re always wrong. Period.”

Ditka RULES.

I’ve always loved Ditka. It’s too bad he isn’t back on the Sunday Afternoon broadcasts. He’s always had an admirable imaptience with bullshit.

*Yes.

[Snooooopy]

@Hippy Hollow

PS - Sterling Sharpe - masterful commentary, great wardrobe, engaging personality.
Shannon Sharpe - jacked up commentary, bizarre wardrobe, something of a science exhibit personality-wise.

Don’t forget to add “horse-faced” to Shannon’s list of attributes. I mean, John Madden is no prize, but at least he doesn’t make me think of the Kentucky Derby all the time.