http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/20/people.jackson.reut/index.html
Just when you think things can’t get any stranger.
Heinlein was right. These are the Crazy Years.
:eek:
I…
wow.
“This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to have four kids at once, damnit!”
Ok, that was just uncalled for. I apologize.
snicker
In all fairness to Michael, it’s the surrogate mother who is having quadruplets, not him. 
I guess when it comes to Michael, I’d paraphrase some old sayings …
“Things are never so strange that they can’t get stranger.”
“Things are always strangest just before they go completely wierd.”
I just got a nervous tick in my eye from reading the thread title.
“Blanket come back! Don’t run! You’re being ignorant. That’s ignorance!”
[sub]South Park reference[/sub]
Prince Michael the Third,
Prince Michael the Fourth,
Prince Michael the Fifth, and
Prince Michael the Sixth.
Awww, Prince Michael III, IV and V and Paris II, how sweet. :rolleyes:
I wouldn’t put it past him to find a way…
Is it wrong that what I’m reacting to is the fact the hotel was $4000/night? What the hell can a hotel do that would make it cost so much? A happy ending massage every hour on the hour? Solid gold toilet paper? Sheesh.
Back on topic…is Prince the first name of these children and Michael the middle name? I think I misunderstand.
That was just awful! :eek:
snicker
I heard about this story this morning and my thought was won’t someone please think of the children?! … besides Michael, that is.
First thought that comes to mind is: Who would want to have sex with Michael Jackson? :eek:
The less I think about this, the better I’ll be.
I think the journalist misunderstood what’s going on and is misrepresenting the nature of MJ’s reproductive strategy.
He’s not having quadruplets. He is dividing twice.
Well, folks. I have now officially heard it all. That’s it. I’m done. I’m checking out now. Buh-bye.
[sub]I’m kidding, of course. No need to send out the suicide police.[/sub]
At work. Must…not…start… laughing.
I’m going to have to watch that episode of South Park as soon as I get home. It was hilarious!
Yes, Michael Jackson’s sons are named Prince Michael and Prince Michael II (aka Blanket). His daughter is Paris Michael Katherine, and is allegedly named after the city she was conceived in (good thing Jacko was in France and not visiting his hometown at that time, eh?). Based on those trends, I predict the following names for the quads: boys will be Prince Michael number, girls will be Petridish Michael number.
I don’t think Michael even wants to have sex with himself. None of the children he’s allegedly fathered so far appear to have any of his genetic material whatsoever.