Michael Moore plans to make Fahrenheit 9/11 sequal

From Yahoo.

I don’t get it. I enjoyed the first Farhenheit, cheap shots, gratuitous bias, and all, but what I don’t see the point of this movie. What is MM hoping to accomplish exactly? Bush’s impeachment?

“Fifty-one percent of the American people lacked information [on election day] and we want to educate and enlighten them…”

That attitude is what pisses me off so much about Michael Moore. I prefer to get my information from multiple sources, rather than relying on an individual with extremist views. (Hey, I don’t listen to Rush Limbaugh either.)

All in all, I wonder why he would bother. F911 was an important movie, he made a little bit of history (and a lot of money) with it. A sequel would have a hard time living up to the original.

Matrix II anyone?

Well, let’s be open-minded. It might be the documentary equivelent of Wrath of Khan.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!

Well, it’s only been announced now. If it comes out in 4 years, just before the next election, and if Bush’n co keep up their incompetence he should have hours of material.

Psst…

Michael. F911 was a very good movie, so was Roger and Me. I agree wth about 80% of what you have to say, but you have to go away now.

You may think you’re helping, but you’re not. Seriously, even us liberals are getting sick of you, do you honestly think any moderates or conservatives will ever listen to what you have to say?

Here’s the deal. Shut up, or at least be less blatant. Go make a left-leaning special effects extravaganze, where you play out a GWII parable with aliens, or something. Have fun! When the center-left gets back to power, you can go back to being a gadfly and tell us how we’re not being left enough. Deal?

Now there is an idea. What could MM that would broaden his career? A musical? A video for MTV? (I like that idea.)

Maybe something on Broadway.

Seriously, now that he made his bucks, he could do whatever he wants. Why would he want to do More Of The Same?

Farenheit 9/11, the Musical ?

“Everyone has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!”

Sorry.

Sadaam: o/ I’m so clever, I’ll pretend I have Weapons of Mass Destruction so the Evil Western Nations will be afraid of meeeee~! o/

Bush: o/ I’m so clever, I’ll pretend Sadaam has Weapons of Mass Destruction so I can bomb hiiiiim! o/

Michael Moore: o/ I’m so clever, I’ll pretend Bush knows what the heck he’s talking about so I can make mockumentarieeeees! o/

runs away

Hell, I am all for it. As long as Mickey Moore keeps making his propoganda screeds, the Democrats will never win back the White House. Most Americans who know who he is at all loathe Moore and everything he stands for.

Actually, I think he could make an interesting film if he’s brave enough to travel to Iraq and interview and film there. That could turn out very interesting. And it might even be his last film.

The trailer:

In December of 2004, Micheal Moore and three student filmmakers disappeared in the desert near Tikrit while shooting a documentary…

A year later their footage was found…

“WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK? YOU SAID THERE’D BE FUCKING CAKE!”
“I’m so scared!”

Man, it just writes itself.

He made a Rage Against the Machine music video several years ago. It was…well it was very Michael Moore.

Most Americans loathe misleading documentaries? I understand peoples beef with his movies, but the hyperbole turning Michael Moore into some sort of obese Hitler is getting a little tired. The world has real villians and problems y’all should save some of that rage for.

Moore jumped the shark with the book “Will they Ever Forgive Us?” which features a cover with poor Mike holding a folded up flag and looking very sad.

Hey, Mike, if you wanted to release a book about what soldiers and their families think, why are YOU on the cover?

Heh heh heh.

Instead of a witch, they get harassed by insurgents. Toward the end, we get a scene with Moore staring into the camera, crying and babbling about how he’s “Sooooo hungry,” and apologizing for how he won’t be able to finish the documentary. In the very last scene of the movie, he finds an old run-down house way out in the desert. Inside, he finds one of the student filmmakers standing in the corner, waiting to be beheaded. Then he screams and the movie abruptly ends.

Because its his job. You expect him to make Canadian Bacon II?

A Moderator Speaketh:
[bJoeSki**, I have edited down your initial post because you quoted an entire article. We much prefer that you quote only a small portion (“fair usage”) and provide a link, OK?

Is that stat pulled from your butt, or is that a real live fact? Because as much grief as he gets around here, let’s not forget that he’s made the bestselling movie of all time in the documentary genre.

Daniel

My peeve with moore is that he is becoming way to extremist. He’s already decided that Bush’s second term will be a disaster. I somewhat share the same view though it is possible that the second term of this administration will be better than the first. Will Moore change his documentary if peace is established in the Middle East? Likely not.

There should be a new genre for documentarys like his. His documentarys are more like Essays than reports.