Michelle Bachman again (maybe there should be a sticky)

Michelle Batshit thinks it’s “interesting”:

Someone who speaks religious nutcase would have to explain why that would be “interesting” even if true, but in point of fact, it’s not even true. The last outbreak started under Ford.
There’s also some bonus Bachman nuttiness in the linked interview where she says that CO2 makes up 3% of the atmosphere (if that were true, we’d all have gills).

In other news, Israeli official has asked the epidemic be renamed because Swine Flu is offensive to devout Jews.

Speaking of Israel, the first entity to recognize Jesus for who he was happened to be a Legion of demons that Christ drove into Swine, in Israel. And the same year that Jimmy Carter was elected there was an outbreak of Legionairre’s Disease. That was in 1976, about the same time that Obama began using marijuana and cocaine in Hawaii. And what country did Carter host peace talks for? Israel.

Not saying there’s a connection necessarily, but it is interesting. I think the reason the devout Jews in south Florida chose Hillary was because they recognize Obama for who he really is.

Dontcha get it?! It’s a bioweapon! :eek:

Ford was a liberal RINO, so he counts as a Democrat. :rolleyes:

Guys, it’s Obama’s attempt to solve the economic crisis, obviously. Fewer people means more money per person! It’s part of his socialism.

Also God did it because he hates us. God bless America!

Naw, it’s the Iowa Gay Agenda. Here in Iowa, the major pork-producing state, we let gays marry each other because we hate heterosexuals, and Swine Flu is the plague we are introducing to God-Fearing Americans via terrorists who cross the border from Mexico disguised as migrant laborers.

Duh.

This is surely a sign that somewhere, somehow, young people are having too much fun.

With pigs. And that means capital punishment.

I wonder if Litzman speaks for anyone but himself.

The Wikipedia article on this Michelle Bachman person states that she is “also mentally retarded” as if any further proof is needed. (I understand that Wikipedia is NOT to be fully trusted.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann

Does that mean that North Carolina, second only to Iowa in hog production (and the two states are an order of magnitude ahead of any other state) will soon be getting gay marriage? :o

Yes, renamed to the “Mexican Flu,” which couldn’t possibly offend anyone.

When my proposal for “Celebrity Nitwit Challenge” is picked up by Fox, one of the episodes will feature a wrestling match between Michelle Bachman and Cynthia McKinney in a vat filled with lemon meringue frosting and used 10W40 motor oil.

Or maybe Jenny McCarthy vs. Tonya Harding.

Optimal contestants will be narrowed down via focus group analysis.

Funny you should mention that, Poly. Here’s a peek at the new logo for NC BBQue-ers For Same Sauce Marriage.

So, they like carry the pigs in backpacks or something?

-Joe

:confused: I’m a pretty devout Jew and I don’t see how it’s supposed to be offensive. I mean, elephants aren’t kosher either, but no one’s objecting to elephantitis. Not to mention monkeypox. And cancer means crab- OMG, it’s a shellfish! Conspiracy!

I’d say frolicking with pigs is its own punishment.

Amen to that. Oh, they’ll say they love you, but the moment the credit card is maxed they are out of the shoot.

Michelle “my heart is for you” Bachman’s an idiot, plain and simple, as are the nudniks who voted her back in.

Bachmann has also declared recently that FDR “turned a recession into a depression” (even though he took office with a 25% unemployment rate) and one of the tools he used to make that happen was “Hoot-Smalley tariffs.”

Oh yeah. She’s got the dumb.