Michelle Bachmann Was Born in Canada?

I don’t know if these Bachmann birthers are right or not.

I’m just asking questions. People out there are asking about this, and why has she not even made a statement yet?

It all seems rather suspicious.
ETA: What do we really know about her anyway? Has anyone talked to the doctor or nurse that delivered her? Do we even know their names? Why are they anonymous?

I know for a fact that Donald Trump was born in Baluchistan and is an illegal immigrant.

I thought he was from Douchebagistan?

Don’t pick on him: he can’t help it that his mother was a Tibetan refugee, and his father was a Kazakhstani soldier on leave from the front, who paid 2 rupees to have his mother for the weekend. It’s not his fault that he’s a stateless bastard.

Well, his hair is, anyway.

Actually, she was born in Idaho. I don’t know how she even qualified to be Alaska’s governor, being that she wasn’t native-born!