Ha ha ha. I was combing the site for political comments before I saw his name.
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But I appreciate your concerns for my dermatoligical health.
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I’m not a nurse, but I play one on Straight Dope!
Mrs. Obama, would you like some coffee?
No, white tea.
Farakhan: I’m going to stop by the pro shop and buy some tees.
Michelle: Why tees? You don’t golf.
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Mrs. Obama, would you like some coffee?
No, white tea.
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Would you like some tea too, Senator?
No thanks. I hate white tea.
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Has anybody here actually seen this alleged video?
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The disturbing thing is that there are people who don’t see right through this. I mean, let’s think about this: there are big mean republicans who have this tape and are going to use it against Obama … and the big mean republicans so desperately need a copy of the tape that there is a million dollar reward for it? And let’s see, leaking the tape would be really effective at this very moment but instead of leaking the tape, they’re milking maximum hype time out of not leaking the tape? And people who originally made claims of how shocking the tape is (making it sound as though they’ve actually seen it) are now admitting that they have not seen it? There’s just no way it exists.
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Would you like some tea too, Senator?
No thanks. I hate white tea.
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And I hate crackers, too. I’m more of a biscuit man.
In order to be a truly scary image, the right half should be in corn rows. A huge pic with a fist on the handle should be buried in the afroed side. And let’s not forget the diashiki.
Fox news had another talking head saying that he expects a big shoe to drop on Michelle Obama. What happens is that the bloggers repeat the lies so much the talking heads think there must be truth to it and go on TV with it, then the bloggers embed the videos in their blogs to show that there’s more evidence it’s coming…
Recent Pitee Michelle Malkin seriously doubts the tape’s existence, and doesn’t want to hear anything more about it 'til it actually shows up.
Remarkably sane reaction.
Every time that woman’s name is mentioned I have to say,
Iwouldreallyliketofuckherespeciallyifshewerewearingnothingbut high-heeled bootsandarippedblackhaltertop.
Yes, it’s Halloween, why do you ask?
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Yes, it’s Halloween, why do you ask?
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Huh?
This is the third time I’ve seen you post something like this, and I still don’t get it.
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Every time that woman’s name is mentioned I have to say,
Iwouldreallyliketofuckherespeciallyifshewerewearingnothingbut high-heeled bootsandarippedblackhaltertop.
Yes, it’s Halloween, why do you ask?
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Best laugh I’ve had in quite a while.
Somebody should make a Michelle Malkin love doll. Anatomically correct and all that. Seriously.
Best guess? Jack 'o lantern rendered in ASCII.
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In order to be a truly scary image, the right half should be in corn rows. A huge pic with a fist on the handle should be buried in the afroed side. And let’s not forget the diashiki.
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And the angry frown – the really really angry frown. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scary black woman!
:eek:
- runs and hides under the bed *
Might it have something to do with the stereotypical “oooOOOOOOoooh” of a ghost (i.e. starts off soft, crescendos in the middle, then tapers again)?
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Might it have something to do with the stereotypical “oooOOOOOOoooh” of a ghost (i.e. starts off soft, crescendos in the middle, then tapers again)?
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No, it’s a cryptogram. I won’t reveal the cipher, but the message is a recipe for oxtail stew in peanut sauce. Competent, but I personally prefer more tripe.
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I personally prefer more tripe.
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Well, then, just wait for Hillary’s next speech.
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No, it’s a cryptogram. I won’t reveal the cipher, but the message is a recipe for oxtail stew in peanut sauce. Competent, but I personally prefer more tripe.
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Well then, you’ve come to the right place.