I just got back from a weekend in Grand Rapids. Grandville to be more precise, a suburb of Grand Rapids. I saw beautiful country, wonderfully polite people, and the most intensely adorable accents. I felt like I was in the heart of America. Although it was a great time, there were some issues that come to mind. Any MI dopers out there?
So what gives? Everybody there was blonde, and if I asked any questions about “minorities”, or the fact that I was the only Jew out there, nevermind the fact that I was also most likely the only practicing Buddhist out there, I got strange looks and quick subject changes. The diners give out pamphlets on Jesus and Christianity, the High School there won’t allow teaching about other cultures and religions. I assume the “Middle America” charm comes from some kind of deeply hidden paranoia and fear of change and anything not white and Christian. But that didn’t stop me from having a good time. It does still linger in the back of my mind and makes me curious as to why people in the modern age with access to the internet and cable television don’t know about what’s out there, or are not curious.
I visited my girlfriends high school there, spoke to her teachers, hung out with some of the students and some students in the local community college there. Spoke to some families we had meals with, and all in all, I see a strange movie about a small town of “Clean Cut” Christian White folk storing all the “others” in basements and praying to UFO’s when tourists aren’t around. Freaks me out a bit. Oh yeah, very Bush heavy out there, if you even mention Gore, laser beams come out of peoples eyes and hit you from every angle.