No, I’ll just remain neutered on this issue.
Illegal aliens make the best nachos. Any talk about illegal immigration absolutely must take this fact into account.
Botswanian nachos are *especially *appealing.
Two kids are sitting on the curb. One of them says, “Boy, those chihuahuas sure must be smart dogs!” The other says, “Why’s that?” “Because my Dad says the Mexicans use them to make burritos!”
Why is this making me think of Fargo?
That’s it – solve Ed Zotti’s money problems in running the Dope with cheap Mexican labor.
“¡Ay, Pablo! ¿Cuándo y durante cuanto tiempo era el hombre en la parte inferior del océano?”
" ¿Qué?"
“Una vez que, por veinte minutos, en 1960.”
“Vo a matarte con un rayo de muerte del estilo de los años 1920s.”
Doesn’t anyone remember DoggieWogs?
With my poor spanish skills I misread this as something like “Ahora, o a un tiempo en el paso, eres un miembro del partido comunista?”
I don;t trust microchips, I prefer macrochips.
No, you have to capture them in the wild, and train them. For some reason, they’re naturals with leaf blowers.
The only way this would work logically is if you chipped the legal residents and then forced people to scan to buy anything. And even then there’d be a black market. If you thought alcohol prohibition was bad, wait till you see food prohibition.
And yes, it’s precisely this that fundies think will happen.
If you outlaw microchips then only microchips will be outlaws.
Um… that didn’t come out right.
I tried, really I did, but it’s hard to enjoy anything when you can feel the brain cells popping with each second spent there, cells that can never be regenerated. Thanks though!
Actually, I will say one nice thing about that place. It does have a constant stream of news articles, and would be a great place to just read news if I could stand it. It’s all the brain-dead, right-wing, teabagger morons commenting on each of the news articles that makes the place so stinky and hard to stomach.
Don’t Mexicans already have microchips? I thought that was how they control our kids while they’re in public.
Well played, sir. 
Now you’re just gelding the lily.
I live in a apartment, so the building’s maintenance people take care of that. I just want someone to do my laundry in between the visits from my cleaning person.
::golf clap::
Bravo, squire, bravo.
Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas.
Too silly.