One time, I asked this question on another Website and all I got was disdain and metaphorical dirty looks. So, before I continue, let me preface this question by saying that I have no intention of actually microwaving an animal, I would never encourage anyone to microwave an animal, I have multiple pets, I don’t have sociopathic tendencies, et cetera, et cetera.
Now, what would happen if one microwaved a living animal? Would it explode? Would it survive the trip but get cancer later on?
This question is semi-inspired by the urban legend of a lady microwaving her poodle.