Seriously, what numb-nut dreamt this crap up? For one, the process is incredibly lengthy and needlessly complicated. I need to go through all the modules for Outlook, Word, and Excel. I’m about halfway through the Outlook ones, and I am already pissed.
First off, there is no nice easy “Everything for Outlook 2007” module…no, you have to search for Outlook 2007 and manually add in every module (there are 7 of them that I found, but one is a pretty useless “what’s new in 2007” that I don’t need to do.) Repeat this for every applications and it’s very cumbersome.
Secondly, the actual modules themselves are bloated, full of useless information, and bury the useful information above it. There are little “self tests” at the end of each section of each module (so, maybe 4 per module.) They ask the most obscure questions that, even if you did read every little word and watch every little video, you’d have a hell of a time remembering. I usually skip those and just go straight to the “assessment,” which is the official thingy I have to print out. But, of course, rather than have the assessment built into the module itself, you have to exit the module, go back to the list that displays all the modules you have picked out, click on the module you want (but not the “launch” button that actually starts the module,) then click on a tab called assessment, and then click on the actual assessment button.
You’re asked 10 of the most random, obscure questions you can think of. They generally involve memorizing a sequence of three to five menu choices to do a simple task that can easily be done by just right clicking on an area. The worst part is that there are a lot of trick questions/answers (the wording is so precise, so you have to make sure to double check that it’s referring to the tool bar, or the quick access bar, or the ribbon, or the whatever the fuck.) hell, there’s even been downright wrong/very inaccurate questions/answers. Some examples:
This is very inaccurate because the phrase “you open the contact window” sounds, to me, like I merely click on the Contact Tab in the Navigation Toolbar on the left. And hey, there’s a “Business Card” view option! Ok, I’ll click on that, too. To me, that is opening the contact window so I can edit a business card. But there are no groups labeled 'communicate," “show,” or “options”…there’s an “actions” item in the menu bar, so maybe that’s it? Nope, that would be the wrong answer. What they want you to do is double-click on a contact, and then a whole new window pops up and then, in that window, in the “options” tab, is something called “Business Card” where you actually change the settings for the way the business card shows up when you’re listing contacts as business cards.
Oh, yeah…that makes sense. So while the question and answer aren’t really wrong, there are just a lot more confusing than they need to be because of the same name used for different things, and the question not giving you enough info to fully understand what it’s asking without a lot of trial and error. And I’m pretty computer savvy, and it was still tricky for me to differentiate between the Business Card setting for a contact listing, and the Business Card view for the contact list.
And the worst are the questions that are flat-out wrong.
None of these options display only the names, numbers and emails. The “correct” answer is 'Address Cards." But I’ll let you see for yourself. Go ahead, open Outlook 2007, click on the ‘Contacts’ Tab, and then click on “Address Cards”…do you see only names, numbers, and emails? Nope…you see names, numbers, emails, and…
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addresses!!!
Gee, who would think the address card listing format would include the address? What a novel concept! And to me, also displaying the address along with the name, number, and email, is NOT displaying ONLY the name, number, and email.
I know it’s easy to pick on Microsoft, but this is something they could easily fix! It’s not some random line of code hidden in the OS, it’s factually wrong information that only needed a couple of people to “test” it to make sure it’s right!