This one is good.
I heard on the news that some reasearchers had discovered that middle-aged pot smokers run a five-fold increased risk of heart attack. Seems pot increases heart rate and that we tend to be overweight and sedentary.
No shit! 
Simple solution;
Keep carrots and celery around. No chips. If your weed’s good enough, you can convince yourself that carrot sticks are actually Doritos. And get out once in a while. Walk to the freakin’ 7-11.
To tell the truth, I haven’t smoked pot for over three years, because of my job, and I’ve gained weight and get out less than before I quit. Oh, well.
Peace,
mangeorge
Teach your kids to bungee jump.
One them might have to cross a bridge someday.