You might be right. It was unkind either way.
My speaking issues retold…
I don’t speak but to very few people, outloud. There’s a couple reasons, they’re boring (not to me, but you understand).
When I do speak my formatting is off, I stutter and painfully stammer. I generally use ASL in RL.
This translated in me writing with an odd cadence. I had to work years to write as well as I do. I’m never ever gonna be great. I know this. I just want to say things. Why does it have to be so hard? I gots stuff to say, folks.
I decided to post on the Dope. Very first post I was dinged on a spelling error. And I’m a great speller. I was not used to looking at words on a screen, not in an email. So I made a boo boo. A very insignificant one.
About a week in I was blasted for non-sequiturs. Then I made no sense. Then my titles were not to be understood. Then my bad, bad, bad was (is) very hated by, I’d say, maybe 3 posters. Of course the over posting is highly criticized. Which truly baffles me.
Now I’m hounded and hounded to where I’m afraid to say anything.
If I came off as cruel to that newbie (who will never post again, btw.)
Wait,
I think I did apologize in that thread. And left it.
Yet here we are.
You have your fanboys to thank for keeping this going.
I blame Newton.
Shit flows downhill.
I have it on good authority that you smell like grapefruit and have panties with bows
Go to yer room, Mister.
(Peaches and stripes)
My Favorite!
Actually, just me. I told her as long as you have a thread dedicated to just you, MAKE IT JUST ABOUT YOU!
Narcissists are like that.
blah blah
I wonder if her mother had a vanity table???
I was playing with the twin grandsons.
They felt left out, so when we got back from the matinee I pulled them in to watch Toy Story 4.
I have to say Pixar makes good movies. But this may be a mite overdone. I’m not sure if I’d pay to see 5.
Anyway. They loved it of course. I sent them to beg their Dad to take them to see it in the theatre.
I’m not sure the outcome. I do want them to see it. So I hope it comes to pass without my further involvement.
There’s a Woody and about 10 Buzz Lightyears in this house and one Slinky dachshund whose slinky is messed up bad. I bought another Slinky and was gonna fix it. Never did it. If they find it I’ll renew my effort.
I fixed my rice cooker lid handle. I used a talavera ceramic knob. It so cute on there. Not sure if it’s rated for cookware. Guess I’ll find out.
Things can be fixed if you try real real hard.
Love, b.
You are boring.
Fuck you, asshole
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A Pit Worthy response
EDIT: But shit, bitch, up your game!
Oh bite me.
I’m not good at swapping insults.
Ding ding…a thought came in my head:
I grew up with many siblings. With all the rivalry you can imagine. It was utter chaos some days. It’s a miracle I survived, really.
My younger brother, the plumpest, jolly looking doofus you ever saw.
I came up with some really awful insults. Too bad I couldn’t scream them at him. I did write on post-it’s to him. One day my oldest sister said “you realize he’s only 5 and cannot read yet”. (He wasn’t real bright)
I think it’s the first time I uttered a curse word. I said “sh sh shit”
Not very convincingly. And I got punishment for it.
So, no being mean isn’t something I do. I have to be pushed real hard to fight. I generally run and hide.
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Did it rattle around for a little while?
Nah. Most of the board knows basic English. You’ll have to type “cruel vs mean” into Google yourself.
Let me tell you a bell tale:
I ordered a bag of brass bells. I was making a wind chime. Soon as the box came and I shook it I said to myself “Self, that noise will drive you in-SANE! Nope, nope, nope”
I got refunded(retained the bells, not sure what I’ll do with 20 tiny brass bells) anywhoo…
I ordered a pipe type wind chime. That will not chime in tune no matter what I do. It now has a zip tie on it til I can get this figured out.
Chime out![]()
ETA…removed so and so and so…god