What she wants is attention. Doesnt get any at home. So any attention is good, like when a dog misbehaves.
She feels like the silent majority are on her side and are enjoying her owning the haters. You can see who the idiots are who are actually on her side.
The thirteenth juror.
Is this a playground, are you queen of the swings slides and teeter totters?
I don’ t understand the consternation here? Someone break the rules steal your ball? Oh the pittee is posting in your private thread?
I think I hear your mom calling you time to go home bye bye.
Honestly, i can’t think of a more appropriate place to blog on the SDMB than in your own pit thread. 
Maybe MPSM. But hey, indulge her. I dont feel sorry for her.
I swear to Moses I read that she was dropping off her titties.
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I am absolutely finding this amusing.
Suggest changing thread title to “Masochists! aka Major Fans of Beckadeckawreck!” 
Hey, I saw new sheets from a company. They claim they are made of cork.
How can that be?
I’m gonna look into it after I nap. If I can stop these people from coming in here and bugging me with the tales of adventures in down under Arkansas.
How come they don’t get sore throats from talking to me? So much words spoken. So many questions.
Ok. Ivy has put a stop to the in and out of my room. Light outs. TV on mute.
Imma nap.
I will be back with a tale of my dreams.
Later alligator 
b.
That’s a funny misread!
For me, I’d have to read her drivel first before I could misread it. To me, her posts look like loren ipsum. Just grey space.
Who da fuck are you? President of the bad bad fan club?
Remind us? Who originally bumped this thread and who keeps posting to it so it stays at the top of the Pit?
Was not talking about Dopers, sir.
My very talkative Family.
Sorry if I wasn’t clear on that.
(If you notice I reference Arkansas, so maybe I was clear. You just didn’t read it.)
This?
Clear as mud.
Who da fick are you lord of the flies
Oh my. Please try harder. I only give that response a C+.
I’m wondering who’s the bigger idiot in this thread, the pittee or chela…
What, the little lap dog who thinks he’s a wolf pup doesn’t get a look in?
Yeah, all the Beck fanboys can go fuck themselves too, they proved that they have no bullshit detector.