You are reading this headline correctly
They rose to the surface through TWO METERS of soil?
This is so 2020. As if zombie tropical storms weren’t bad enough.
Barf.
The article states the dead minks bloated with gases. With a high water table, apparently they “floated” to the surface.
I recommend a tree chipper, and just grind 'em up!
Will we have waves of new infection, since apparently this is a mutated coronavirus? Will people break out in fur coats?
~VOW
So will fur coats be the new COVID shortage? At least they’re not as necessary as toilet paper.
Oooh, good idea. Let’s take thousands of decaying corpses, and do an open-air liquefaction. That won’t spew unimaginable horrors into the wind for all to enjoy.
Hey, fur on the bum sounds weirdly pleasant.
Bad old joke:
Bear: “Hey, rabbit, do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?”
Rabbit: “No, why?”
Bear: “Excellent.” grabs rabbit, heads off to take a poop