If you can see the humor in it, you’re welcome for the smile. If not, maybe someone can explain how it’s funny. (Though you have to know the accent and subtleness for it to be funny).
Ole and Lena love it though! The Minnesotan 10 Commandments.
It looks awful familiar. Did I hear this on “Prarie Home Companion” once? Or have I surfed so many websites everything is finally running all together? I could hear the Ole and Lena voice. 
Thanks. Made me laugh. Maybe you haven’t spent enough time up nort’.
After being married for years, Ole and Lena were talking in bed. Lena looked over at Ole and said, “Ole, in all our years, have you ever been unfaithful?”
Ole was shocked, and said, “Oh, Lena! Not even once! …but have you?”
Lena was slightly chagrined and said, “Well, yes, Ole, but only a few times, you know.”
Ole was a little disappointed, but said, “Well, three times in twenty years isn’t all that bad, I suppose. So, do you remember those three times, then?”
“Well, Ole, remember when you wanted to build the hardware store, and the City Council wasn’t approving your permit? That was one,” she said, “And, when you wanted to add an extension to that, and the building inspector wouldn’t let you? That was two.”
“And the third?” prompted Ole.
“Well,” she hesitated, “Do you remember when you were running for the president of Sons of Norway and you needed two hundred votes?”
What if you’ve already been to the Wednesday service? You know, the one pastor started up a couple of years ago because no one comes to the Sunday service because they’re all up nort at da lake?