A bullet hole in a tree won’t get any higher no matter how much the tree grows!
There are no frozen lakes within two hours of Santa Barbara!!
No way is Gus, former spelling bee champion (well, he should have been), going to mistake “laying” for “lying” twice in successive weeks!!! (Hint: you lie down, but you lay something down. C’mon Gus, you know that!)
Thank you. I feel better. It’s still a fun show.