Yah. I am dissapoint… 
Reported for movement to the medical forum.
In Soviet Mexico, victim stabs YOU
Is that the one Handy mods?
:smack: <---- stabbing pain in my eye
Yes, he is too busy moderating to post anymore.
Dammit, I wish we all had the ASL font.
I’d stab someone to stay there.
Your point being?
Yeah, yeah, I know, “Reported for movement to Unimportant Things I Must Post About.”
In Soviet Jewish Mexico the blender blends you into drink
In Soviet Jewish Mexico the door kicks your ass. HARD.
In Soviet Jewish Mexico, they make their punch from Vodka, Maneshevits, and Tequila. With lime, salt, and “the worm”. And foreskins.
Now that’s funny. I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny.
Many of the ones which have two forms, one in -s and one in -z, are Portuguese and Spanish respectively (Pérez/Peres, to choose one which is both common enough in goyim since the Middle Ages and the lastname of a well-known Jew).
Two others I’ve heard are toponymics and professions…
I think the people who say that get confused by something else:
Many of the Jews who chose to convert and who had “Jewish-sounding lastnames” chose a new one; they chose a new one which was common enough among Christians, one which would not scream “ex-Jew”. Toponymics, patronymics and professions were common enough, so many Jews chose one of them - but it’s a case of “[all apples are fruits] plus [some apples are red] does not equal [any red fruit is an apple]”. Many of those were common to both Jew and goyim, pre-expulsions, what happened was that the “typically Jewish” ones got tossed at that point.
This would have been better if it had turned in to a good cat fight. I’m wagering Mint could kick the shit out of Jeanie. Hard to say though. All I know is that in a good cat fight, we all win.
I’m still scratching my head as to why Jeanie really cared in the first place. Did Mint steal her thunder in another lifetime or reject her as a lover or is she perhaps just as much Dramatic Royalty?
I’d bow but I’m afraid as gassy as I am it would come across as rude.
I feel a good dump coming on and at my age you don’t waste those opportunities.
Nevertheless, back to your regularly scheduled hijacks. Carry on.
Actually, Shimon Peres was born Simon Persky in Poland; he changed it to Peres because it sounded more Israeli. Also, unlike the Spanish name, it’s pronounces PEH-ress, not Peh-RES.
Reported General Questions for movement to THIS thread.
The Portuguese name is pronounced PEH-res, Alessan. And the Spanish one is, depending on your dialect, either PEH-rez or PEH-res. The tilde marks the stressed syllable; it’s Pérez, thus the PE is the stressed one.
Thanks for providing a sample of exactly the kind of confusion we’re talking about People from Parts Elsewhere confuse Portuguese and Spanish lastnames, hypercorrect them, mispronounce them… all the time. Same as we do with those which are exotic to us, of course.
This happens only in Soviet Jewish Mexico, already?
I’m gonna Photoshop a picture of myself into that scene and pretend I’m really there 
I think there is a certain type of person who will have looked at the umkay thing and thought,
“mmm, wish I had been the one to expose her, I could have gotten some sexy e-cred and respect from the smelly masses.”
So there will be people on the look out for the next board drama, keen to be the first to proclaim it all a hoax so that they can then bask in the glory of being the first to spot the troll.
Quite sad really, and probably Ed Zottis fault.
No need, you’re already there.
Okay, I would just love an Ask the Ejidatario thread but I don’t suppose there would be a big market for it.