Well see are we disagreeing?
A) Sheep do not regularly run down Queen street.
B)Shoe polish, birds, hairy brown fruit and people share the same same name but we need to keep some distance :D. Hence the fruit will always be kiwifruit (ok so maybe its my own personal mission lol)
C) See i knew you were older 
How about horses running up the North-Western motorway, though, calm kiwi?
Okay, okay, I’m goin’ …
LOL Stop making them think we are a country of farm animals running amok! Maybe the sheep lovin image is better!? Nah
Oh and you forgot kiwi bacon 
Now, if that doesn’t blow their mind, nothing will.
hehe let’s hope so.
Oh we just made a new NZ stereotype. Kiwis argue while smiling.
Yeah, we’re a happy crew from the former quarter-acre, pavlova paradise …
Good to see you again, fellow Kiwi.
Hmmmm.
Sheep lovers, Horses running around on the street and Farm animals running amok, boot polish, medium sized flightless bird or a small hary fruit
It’s a hard decision…
Bbuuuut i think we know what will stick:p
Kiwi bacon. Never heard of it. Do you shear them?
Nice cheese though:)
Hmmmm.
Sheep lovers, Horses running around on the street and Farm animals running amok, boot polish, medium sized flightless bird or a small hairy fruit
It’s a hard decision…
Bbuuuut i think we know what will stick:p
Kiwi bacon. Never heard of it. Do you shear them?
Nice cheese though:)
Likewise you are a good old fruit 
(and we are both still awake rather late!)
The bacon very rarely needs sharing nor does it baa, but it is damn yummy on toast with shoepolish, hairy brown fruit and a giant wallop of marmite while you are gazing out the window at the farm animals running amok and the neighbour having his way with a ewe (whilst wearing gumboots of course).
applause
I would bow…but I’m a bit concerned about the look in the eye of that ram behind me
Yes, applause is due indeed. My hat is tipped…slightly:)
NZ where the ewes get rammed and the rams get used!
What time is it there now calm kiwi
:eek:
And no, folks, we don’t talk about bestiality all the time in Godzone. Maybe in the pages of the NZ Truth, but not all th’ time.
Children, avert your eyes …
The time is none of ewe business and my first contrubution to this thread was to say we didn’t deserve the sheep jokes…BUGGER.
or should that be…eeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk…BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
buggery?
Another misconception about New Zealanders – we’re a quiet, abiding crowd, who don’t take over huge chunks of threads on international boards to discuss Kiwiana and animal management in the dead of a Kiwi night.
Well, I reckon calm kiwi and I shot that one outta the sky … Back to your normal programme, folks.
Well, we used to…at least until we invented the Wine Cask and found that hanging the bladders from those on the rim our Akubras sort of cut our vision down a bit.