Those can’t be used without numbing drops! He actually tried to poke you in the eyeball without numbing it?! That’s just stupid. I can’t hold my eyelids still for those puffer things anyway, but my optometrist for the last 5 years doesn’t use that, either. BUT he always uses proparacaine and all I’m aware of is looking at a pretty blue light - which is apparently actually touching my eyeball - but I’m completely unaware. That guy was a total jackass.
I have two misdiagnosed incidents.
First was somewhere around 2003. I got a wicked case of hives. Head to toe, swollen lip, swollen left hand, itchy as hell. I had never had hives like that before (mildly as a kid with penicillin and Mr. Bubble of all things), and didn’t recognize them as being that. But the GP I went to said it was ringworm. Um. Nobody gets ringworm from head to toe like that unless they’re immunocompromised. I had actually had ringworm before, as I worked in animal rescue and everyone gets it at some point. It was not that. When I objected, she referred me to see a derm in the same building, lucky for me able to get me in on an urgent basis so I could just head over there.
The moment I walked in the door, the desk person asked if I was breathing OK. I was. The moment the PE saw me, she asked if I was breathing OK. Still was. The second the doctor got eyes on me, he asked if I was breathing OK. Yep. But the hives were so bad, he was surprised I was breathing with no trouble. This was a Thursday. Immediate Rx for steroids and two antihistamines (desloratidine and hydroxyzine) He put me on work leave and I had to come to the office to see him Friday and Saturday. He gave me his personal cell number with instructions to call him Sunday afternoon to tell him I was still OK. Then another visit Monday before he would release me for work on Tuesday.
I had those hives for 6 months. In the meantime, derm doc referred me to an endocrinologist because bloodwork showed an increase in inflammation that’s not normal with just an allergic reaction. Endocrinologist looks at me with a gaggle of students behind him also all staring at me. He asked a couple questions and shrugged. That was it. Fuckin weirdo.
Once those hives finally went away, haven’t had a hive since.
Second one, about four(?) years ago, I had a throat infection. Started behind my left tonsil after work Friday and got fairly painful by Sunday. Enough that I went to the ER as my GP (a different one from above, that one was one and done) was closed Monday and I didn’t think it could wait. Was probably a 7 on the pain scale. I wanted to rule out/in strep since I had had it a few times in the past and while the pain wasn’t the same as the other times, it was in the same-ish area. But now it was also radiating toward my left ear and I hadn’t eaten anything since Saturday.
I tell as much to the ER doc, and she decides it’s an ear infection (they had taken a throat swab during triage and it wasn’t strep). I was like, no, I really don’t think so, the pain started in my throat and is radiating toward my ear. Yes, the ear is red in there, because it is, indeed, radiating - but the painful ouchy pain is in my throat, and you can palpate the swelling down here (under my jaw)… She kind of dismisses that and starts telling me about not using q-tips to clean my ears. Look. I’ve never had an ear infection in my life. Not as a baby or even as a juvenile when they’re more common. I used to be a swimmer. This is not that. She says the antibiotic should take care of it and sends me on my way.
By Monday evening, I haven’t slept, I still haven’t eaten anything and have only had enough water to swallow Sunday’s pill and Monday’s pill. The swelling has doubled. By 2am my pain is 9, only thinking I should say 10 if my arm has been chopped off. I mean it’s not amputation bad, but it’s pretty bad. Back to the ER. Rocking myself and weeping in the chair for about 10 minutes when they fast tracked this time since I’ve returned within a day. IV fluids, morphine and a steroid finally got me comfortable. Nurse gave me a warm blanket and I basically passed out while waiting for a CT scan, the swelling was solid feeling and new ER doc wanted to rule out an abscess. CT was clear and I was on my way with vicodin and an abo change from azithromycin to clindamycin. Which apparently did the trick. I was miles and miles better by the next day, and totally better the day after that.
Never did find out what the infection was. Still wonder if that infection would have killed me.