Uh, of course I meant Presidents of the USA, not Dead Presidents. Sorry for the double post.
When I was a kid, I thought the Supremes were singing, “Stop in the name of the law.” And when Pearl Jam’s “w.m.a.” came out, I swore Eddie Vedder was singing “Rolled 5 virgins on a pelican”.
I too thought the line from “The Boxer” was “the war zone Seventh Avenue,” implying that gangs would often rumble there…
In a 1969 song, “And When I Die” is the line “And here I go!” I used to think it was “The hell I don’t!”
In the 60s song Little Honda it sounded as if the refrain was “Her ears is all right…” 
“If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge
I can’t believe no one brought this up (maybe it was just a select group of us at a particular high school) but when Salt 'n Pepa released the song “Push It,” we could have sworn they were saying, “Ah, this is bullshit.”
I’m not kidding. We walked to cheerleading practice saying that and received three days detention for our “translation of popular culture song lyrics.” Exact words from our principal.
On second thought, maybe this thread ought to be renamed to the previously mentioned “Things you wouldn’t admit to in public.”
Does anyone know where I can find the misheard lyrics to “Louie Louie”?
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
My favorite misherd lyrics came from my little brothers.
First off, the longest:
Real lyrics:
Come on, people, smile on your brother
Everybody in the world’s got to love one another
Right now!
Mondegreen:
Come on, Boudreaux*, my only brother
Everybody in the town’s got to love one another
Right now!
*pronounced /boodro/
Short Mondegreen:
Real lyrics:
Sha la la la la la
Live for today!
Mondegreen:
Sha la la la la la
Eat what you take!
“We can imagine no reason why, with ordinary care, human toes could not be left out of chewing tobacco, and if toes are found . . . it seems to us that somebody has been very careless.” Pillars v. R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co., 78 So. 365, 366.
“What’s wrong with communism?”
Other than it’s oppressive, dehumanizing and has utterly failed everywhere it’s been tried, nothing is ‘wrong’ with communism.
-CalifBoomer
From Groovin’:
What should have been “you and me endlessly” was to me “you and me and leslie”
(I was too young too think dirty at the time.)
My favorite was a friend thinking that it was “just touch my feet before you leave me” (from Angel of the Morning)
Life Before Death. Why wait?