So today Im driving in downtown New Orleans, where I happen to glance over at a small quik e mart store and read the towering sign at the roads edge.
It reads, “SKIN MILK HALF GALLONE 1.99.”
Wonderful. I had a hankering for some SKIN milk!
Have you noticed any strange (mispelt) sign is your neighborhood? Please share.
Mini-mart around the corner: “Frosen Foods”.
On a local used car lot: “Bank Repose!”
Advertisement which hasn’t been corrected in over a year “Ork Pants $10.99”
It troubles me that in a monument erected in my home town in NJ they have – graven in stone, no less – a reference to “Ghandi”
There was another one that I noticed a few days back “sawsige hotdog and himberger”
Gotta love himbergers and sawsige! LOL
Today I saw a sign for some little clothing store advertising “asseccesories”.
Sounds like a medical procedure. Not a pleasant one at that. 
$11 is not a bad price for Ork pants. They’re usually a whole copper piece.
Tire shop near my office: Fiats fixed.
Banner at a nearby restaurant: “Re-Grand Opening!!”
A little store in town has had a sign up forever advertising their homemade Sheppard’s Pie.
On the pies themselves, the label says Shephard’s Pie.
There is a Bar-be-queue held every weekend at a gas station/car wash near me, every weekend.
Funny, there never seems to be a line, though.
It’s the counterpart to a tire shop in Sacramento that had “FLAT FIXD” painted on the front of the building.
(Not a sign but close enough.)
Wow, ok just heard this one only minutes ago. I was in the grocery store and a woman says to her husband, “You want me ta cook some of dat chicken Dog gone blue tonight?”
I couldnt help but to laugh out loud, Tried to hold it back but it only made it worse.
Chicken dog gone blue? Seriously?:D:D:D
“Honey, we’s eatin’ high on the hog tonight!!”
Or maybe high on the chicken? Or the dog? Hard to say.
Maybe they’re for cow-orkers. We hates them, Precious.
Not misspelled, but could benefit from some punctuation… there’s a sign along a road north of San Francisco that reads “CAUTION PEDESTRIANS SLIPPERY WHEN WET”
Near where I used to live in Austin, Texas there was a sign on a junkyard that read AUNTIE PONERS. I saw it numerous times before it hit me that they were shooting for “entreprenuers.” And missing badly.
The belovedly weird White Rose System restaurant in Highland Park, NJ had a sign out front that offered HAMBURGES; it was up for like 20 years. It was gone the last time I was there. It’s still called a System instead of a diner, though.
We used to pass a flea market in Tennessee that had a huge sign advertising “KNIFES” and “CAMOFLOUGE.”