This news report has a really big missed opportunity. It should have been titled something like:
Cherry a day keeps the doctor away? Not so fast, says FDA
Ever seen similar things where, with just a little bit of tweaking, it could’ve been cute/funny?
Recently in my city, a milk truck overturned on a freeway on ramp, spilling it’s load and causing quite a mess.
The TV news anchor that was reporting it, had finished the story with…
“The driver was not injured…”
He should have added…
“but was reported crying.”
[sub]spilt milk… crying… get it? hehe[/sub]