Macs that emulate PCs have been around for a while, but I’m wondering how they deal with the right mouse button since it is the button needed to access the pop-up menus in Windows '95.
“[He] beat his fist down upon the table and hurt his hand and became so
further enraged… that he beat his fist down upon the table even harder and
hurt his hand some more.” – Joseph Heller’s Catch-22