Missing Woman Found in Hotel Mattress. No, Really.

My thought on reading this was: “Imagine if they were using Febreze in that hotel. That would make the advertisement of a lifetime for Febreze”

I love living here. There’s a whole lot more to Memphis than the bad stuff, but our local government is just a mess. Hoping our new mayor will clean up a bit.

We have some lovely hotels in Memphis. We have some areas where nobody should be after dark, with hourly-daily-weekly rental hotels specializing in the crackho business. That’s where this happened. If people didn’t notice the smell it’s because they probably weren’t giving off such a sweet odor themselves.

Actually, I was just joking around. I’ve been to Memphis before a couple times and always enjoyed it.