That was funny.
This bit had me rolling:
“I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.”
“Its a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.”
Reading through that website, there are some other really funny things, like this one here about a school permission slip to attend a religious-based Easter presentation: http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html
Love it. Especially the remote-control dog (or horse).