1B: Dick Nen (played LF for 10 minutes in '67 so could move him to the outfield if needed)
2B: Dean Anna
SS: Toby Harrah (he might also have to manage the team)
3B: Eddie Kazak
C: Truck Hannah
LF: Mark Salas (he played there a little)
CF: ?
RF: ?
SP: Dave Otto
RP: Robb Nen
Good news, I found us a first baseman. Dick Nen has to go back to left field. Salas will take right field (let’s all hope not much gets hit out there).
I give you the man who played 17 games for the Red Sox in 1932–Johnny Reder!
1B: Johnny Reder
2B: Dean Anna
SS: Toby Harrah (he might also have to manage the team)
3B: Eddie Kazak
C: Truck Hannah
LF: Dick Nen
CF: ?
RF: Mark Salas
SP: Dave Otto
RP: Robb Nen
I’m fairly sure the only guys left on the all-time roster not yet named are all pitchers: Fernando Salas, Marino Salas, Juan Salas and Cody Ege.
Juan Salas is the only one of them who ever played a position other than pitcher in the minors… he was converted from a position player, actually. He mostly played third base but he also logged some games at second base, short and right field.
Sheesh we’re getting a little thin here, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
OK, Juan Salas. Look at you, gotta be center field.
They said in 2005 that it couldn’t be done but here’s our starting lineup:
1B: Johnny Reder
2B: Dean Anna
SS/MGR: Toby Harrah
3B: Eddie Kazak
C: Truck Hannah
LF: Dick Nen
CF: Juan Salas (last played outfield in double A, yikes)
RF: Mark Salas
SP: Dave Otto (hope you can coax some grounders)
RP: Robb Nen
Nice!
The rest of the gang (Bob Dernier and his nickname, Alejandro De Aza, Russ Van Atta, Wally Pipp and so on) can all report to the farm club until they can shave off a letter or two.