Lasers built in to power tools are for wussies. If you want to get him a manly laser, get him one he can stap to his frikkin’ forehead.
Bobbio, congrats on the new job. Your start date is the same day as my daughter’s birthday!
One of my co-workers left a lovely gift of a big box og GuyLian chocolates on my desk. He’s such a nice fellow.
Our Christmas party is today, so I’m outta here at a little after 11:00. It should be fun.
Uh, I heard that caused cancer.
(And I promise not to tell Mr. Anachi you called him a wussie.) 
I thought that it would have been far funnier as Bareback Mountain.
Does anybody remember the South Park episode with the film festival? There was a film entitled Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding. The first time I saw a trailer for Brokeback Mountain, I laughed until I cried, just hoping there would be pudding somewhere in the movie.
I’ve been calling the movie that since I heard about it, but I didn’t say anything because I figured someone yould get their shorts in a wad.
I’ve also wanted to ask if Heath eats pudding…
<insert lewd joke regarding Heath and my pudding here>
Sorry. 
HELL yeah! He could eat my… <remembers that boyfriend reads and posts here> I mean, um… nevermind.
Yeah, well, given the plot of the flick, it sounds as though Heath gets his pudding from the tap… :eek:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, I nearly choked. Ohh, that was funny. Whew.
By the waytaxi, have you seen the trailer for Casanova? They may have to mop me up off the floor of the theater …
I don’t want Heath involved in my pudding. Or me involved in his pudding.
I’ll take Jake, though.
Obviously, I’ve already had too much to drink because I can’t parse a damn thing that’s in this thread since the last time I posted.
And Yuengling in a can tastes just like Iron City.
There’s a little town called Iron City about 60 miles south of here. I’ve been through but I’ve never tasted it. What’s it taste like?
You did what??? You coulda been my neighbor and you didn’t leap at the chance?
I’m crushed. Offended. Saddened. Depressed. Pouty.
Be like that! 
Poopyhead.
:eek: I haven’t! I may have to go to a movie just so I can see the trailer.
Here it is. Have a fan handy, you’re going to get a bit warm.
Unfortunately, I don’t have the plug-ins needed to view it, and I get in trouble if I download stuff. (IT guy and I don’t get along all that well but well enough at the moment that I don’t want to rock the boat!) And I have dial-up at home so I can’t watch it there! Oh the tragedy! 
Looks really good.
Wow, I missed a whole lot of innuendo jokes. Yeah, there was a metaquote (for those of you who are as immersed in LJ as I am) about calling it Bareback Mountain. Honestly, I don’t understand what women see in men. Women are far more attractive.