Eerie. My own first thought was, “I see we have further evidence that ‘wonderful breasts’ need not equate to ‘staggering mental acumen’.”
They should make the planes out of lead; that would stop the cosmic rays.
Don’t we call those ‘buses’?
Planes made of lead.
Soundtrack provided by the band Fountains of Wayne. Song: “Sink to the bottom with you”.
Actually a heavier metal than lead would shield even more of the harmful rays… maybe Plutonium or something like that?
Getting dangerously close to “Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the stuff they use for the black box?”
Cite?
Sorry PS, don’t buy it. In my last job I had to handle lead occasionally. After just holding the lead in my hands for a minute or two my hands would be grey due to the metal rubbing off onto my hands. This is just holding the stuff mind you, I was not rubbing it. From this, I would think that a toothless child licking a piece of lead would injest quite a bit.
Anyone else think it’s peculiar that a woman that has repeatedly been seen tanning for hours in nothing but a pair of panties suddenly worries about radiation exposure and wraps herself in a lead blanket when she boards an airplane?
I’d say it’s credible evidence she baked her brain.
Eyer8, if this crib really exists, I highly doubt that the lead isn’t safely encased in something less poisonous. You know, like the little apron they put on you at the dentists office?
-lv
Nope, that’s The Sport . The Sun is a newspaper reporting actual, proper news, but in easy to read words and with as many pictures of breasts as possible.
Have a look for yourself:
A model exhibiting flaky behavior…what are the odds?
Next thing you will tell me is that J.Lo isn’t still Jenny from the Block.
I agree that it would probably be coated and thus safe even if the tyke was using it to teethe (though I would not let my daugter play with it). I just wanted to address the statement of Payton’s Servant that licking lead is not a good way to get your daily allowance. Lead is such soft material that a baby’s tongue would probably be very effective at removing material for injestion.
In my previous job the lead I worked with was coated with a polyurethane based industrial paint that would be difficult to remove with a chisel (I worked with an industrial x-ray cabinet). Sometimes it was necessary to patch holes or test new cabinet designs that involved with working with uncoated lead. The stuff was nasty and would turn anything it came into contact with (hands, rags, tongues) a dark grey color.
Uh, so to protect from cosmic rays does this “crib” have a lid? Like a coffin? That would be super-creepy, but either I’m missing something or the point would be moot if it’s still open on the top. 
No, no, no. Don’t you know, that cosmic rays always enter from the side and move in a horizontal manner?
Come on people, lets get our quackery straight.
Actually, cosmic rays come from above — cuz they’re, y’know, cosmic — and therefore the lead-lined crib will fill up with them! because they come down and they’ve got nowhere to go! and the baby is swimming in cosmic rays!
Methinks the “protection” angle is just a story. Really, she’s tryin’ ta make herself a little Magneto.
I now have that insanely catchy Cosmic Psychos song stuck in my head. Thanks, fuckers.
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