Any model-building dopers out there who can direct me to somewhere I might be able to buy kits to build The Black Pearl and The Flying Dutchman, from Pirates of the Caribean? Nice ones, not cheapo plastic crap or already assembled expensive plastic crap meant for a set for action figures. 
Can you leave off the ‘tripleguns’? (Just because you CAN do something in CGI, doesn’t mean you oughta.)
You could always kitbash something, but that’d take some research.