Modest Proposal to Let DACA People Stay

Only in the state of Mythigan.

More walls. Yuge beautiful walls. :cool:

Hell yeah, it’s about time.

Hi capital letters asshole. Say, would you mind fucking a giant cactus, and then taking said cactus and shoving it down your stupid asshole mouth?

Thanks in advance.

I don’t maintain a crib sheet to keep track of Dopers! For me, it is the discussions that are interesting, not the discussers. Nevertheless, my brain may conjure up dim impressions about Dopers. I have vague impressions about the political leanings of some of you. Are they often wrong? I confess that my diminished brain may be using some brain cells to record both “Is a Right-winger” and “Is an imbecile.” :stuck_out_tongue:

My impression was that JBGUSA is a right-winger. Even OP sounds written by a right-winger. Am I wrong? Is JBGUSA a liar?? A T***l??? An imbecile who doesn’t know what a “liberal Democrat” is???

I even wasted my once-per-two-minutes search to explore this question. I didn’t stumble on any “Teh gummint is teh eevul” post but nothing I saw was compatible with this guy being a “liberal Democrat.” For example, look at this post.

How about it? Should we ask the Mods to change thread title to “Pit ME — I am a lying hypocrite” ?

ETA: If I’m wrong and you really think you’re sincere, JBGUSA — can you link to your left-wing posts? Provide a manifesto? Explain why an “extremely liberal Democrat” prattles like a Trumpist?

Here’s a little sampler. And these are all threads he was compelled, as a far left progressive, to actually start- not just things he commented on.

Here’s one where as a long time liberal, he wrote the governor to complain that today’s immigrants are freeloaders, not like the immigrants of the olden days.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19961352&postcount=1

Heres one where he takes the position of a far left liberal that hates the Paris Climate Change Accords

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20245348&postcount=1

Here’s one where he wonders why the police just don’t kill criminals while arresting them a little more often. At least he doesn’t talk about how liberal he is.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20404424&postcount=1

And he started a thread about how people opposed to Confederate memorials should just suck it up because they have bigger problems.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20442031&postcount=1

And that didn’t take long - and these are just threads he started. And there’s more, I just don’t have the time.

That’s hilarious! I hope a Republican proposes this in all seriousness, so that Dems can make mincemeat out of this Republican who wants to (a) exploit undocumented immigrants to (b) undercut unions. Sweet.

ISTM that a much better idea than using them to act as union breakers would be to use them as union breakfast.

Instead of paying them the money that our good americans deserve, we go ahead and take advantage of the nutritional delicacies that have conveniently transported themselves, at no cost to us, all the way up from the exoic tropical climate to our colder and greyer one.

We could use the set up that Arpia already has out in Maricopa county. The outdoor facilities would be perfect for a giant BBQ.

I know, it’s quite the modest proposal, but we can make it work!

There was some post which highlighted his changing claims over time in his pretended political colors… but to point this out openly of course is forbidden.

A person who could honestly make the first statement wouldn’t make the second.

More evidence, as if any were needed, that the effective platform of the modern GOP is, in full, “Troll all non-Republicans.”

They can’t get together on policy, but they can get together on that. It’s all they have left.

Based on the thread title I was expecting something different.

The only Mexican they’ll touch is Taco Bell.

He’s pretty active elsewhere too. He also calls himself a “leftist extremist” there but takes the right wing side to every single thing and seems to be a big fan of Ted Cruz. From there, he links to his profile on… wait for it… Republican operative.com where he again doesn’t seem to have an original thought that didn’t come straight out of the republican book o’ lies.

I’d like for DACA recipients to stay as well. However, I think there should be some revisions to DACA to give recipients a pathway to citizenship. Being from southwest Texas, I’ve seen first hand as to how important legal citizenship is- for the (extremely vulnerable) immigrants’ sake.

I’ve got a modest proposal - DACA stays, JBGUSA leaves. They’re even both all capitalized!

Is this the meeting of Extremely Liberal Democrats? Sorry I’m late. I couldn’t find my MAGA hat.

Honest question, which beliefs do you hold that makes you identify as an extremely liberal Democrat?

I propose that they use as their mascot Nelson Muntz from the Simpsons, along with his iconic HA-Haw.

in this case, that makes a much better not-so-honest question. :smiley:

[ol]
[li]I’m pro-choice for reproductive rights.[/li][li]I’m in favor of wolf reintroduction to Yellowstone, having scratched the head of an animal closely related to the wolf.[/li][li]I favor full funding of courts and education.[/li][li]I post on StraightDope.[/li][li]I voted for Hillary Clinton.[/li][li]I voted in New York’s Democratic primary yesterday.[/li][/ol]