Modest Proposal to Let DACA People Stay

While we’re discussing BIG DOGS, it was PET DAYS at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. The Northstar Irish Wolfhound Club was there with a half-dozen Wolfies. Many Danes/pits/Dobies(be still my heart) and other large dogs were in attendance. I was so excited I nearly peed myself and made dozens of doggy friends. I even convinced my younger brother, who has been attacked twice by dogs, to pet one of the Doberman pups. Vaya couldn’t go because large crowds scare her, and it sucked that she didn’t get to meet all the doggos I did. She’s been spoiled rotten with new treats and toys though - sorry checking account.

Also, Corgi and Daschund races are just about the most adorable thing ever.

We all know what the solution to the illegal immigration problem is: Enforce the laws about hiring undocumented workers on everyone who can be shown to have hired them, regardless of whether they were “fooled” by documentation.

Destroy the demand, destroy the supply.

Not something someone like JBGUSA would think of, of course, but he doesn’t dog-whistle very well, either.

I was reminded of this thread by another post. And I reread the OP.

I’m still confused. What exactly does the “$75 … Or fixing hurricane damage” mean? Do other extremely liberal Democrats agree with JBGUSA that unions, while necessary to fix hurricane damage if we assume OP’s 1st paragraph is sensical, are a major problem today?

And what’s with importing knee jerks for the votes? It takes a while before wetbacks are even allowed to vote. I only wish our politicians planned that far ahead. :rolleyes:

So you’re a dog-lover with onerous student loans. I used to have a cat and got a tax rebate once. Does that make me an extremely right-wing Republican?

Like others, I wondered what the Debate is here. Was it just a chance for JBGUSA to show off his extreme liberalism? He’s seen Fiddler on the Roof and thinks MLK was eloquent? Many of those calling for removal of racist statues were white; are those whites in a “minority”? Which minority is that? Certainly not “extremely liberal Democrat” since that’s what JBGUSA is. He even voted for Clinton!

ETA: While I was typing here, we got clarifcation from the other thread.

The reason I don’t “think” of that is the cost to helpless elderly people and infants being taken care of by them.

My point is that little work can get done with wages set so high.

Try as an experiment going on the California voting website, making up a name, social security number, address, and you can become a California voter. I stopped before hitting the “submit” button but it’s scarily easy.

I haven’t had a student loan since I paid it off in the late 1980’s as a prudent use of a rather small inheritance from a not very wealthy uncle. Could have bought a BMW but chose not to, much to my mother’s consternation.

I know! And I once made myself a fake driver’s license with some crayons and cardboard. I mean, I didn’t show it to anyone or drive using it, but it definitely proves how easy it is to forge one.

Go fill out the paperwork to get a drivers license and put your name down as Bugs Bunny and your address as 1234 Loony Tunes Drive…then put your application in your pocket and walk out the door.
Oooooh! Isn’t that scary!!!

:rolleyes:

Filling out any form online is “scarily easy”. Filling out a form is the beginning of the process, not the end. After you hit “submit”, lots of other stuff happens. “Submit” doesn’t mean that you are becoming a California voter. “Submit” means you finished the form and are submitting it for the next step.

It is always amazing how on this Board the transparent and obvious troll wearing a fake masque is engaged with in the deepest sincerity and it is forbidden even the soupçon of the acknowledgement of the obvious.

Except here in the pit, where we are free to acknowledge the obvious.

OK. It’s unemployed workers refusing to take $70/hour jobs (or $75/hour but with no benefits) that slow down recovery. Got it.

Not to nitpick but do you see that …

… appears to mean the opposite? Can you rephrase this?

Serious question: Roughly how many knee-jerked illegals do you think risked deportation or felony arrest in order to increase Hillary’s margin of victory in California to 4,269,978 from a mere 4,269,977? Do you agree that it was “3 to 5 million”?

I’m fascinated why the OP, who claims to be an “extremely liberal Democrat”, is spewing right-wing Republican talking points. Like the bullshit about illegal voting.

You are correct. It is blatantly obvious that he is trolling.

Recipe for Mud Pie. Not that kind. Real mud pie. Good for trolls.

Dirt.
Water.

Mix to a useful consistency.

Shape.

Leave in the sun.

And here’s the other kind.

Ingredients

1/2 pound butter, melted
3 cups chocolate sandwich cookie crumbs (recommended: Oreos)
1 gallon coffee ice cream (amount varies depending on size of the bowl) (I prefer using chocolate ice myself)
2 cups chocolate fudge sauce
Whipped cream
Chocolate sauce

Directions

Melt butter. Grind cookie crumbs in a food processor. Add butter to crumbs to make a formable consistency. Press into a very large pie pan leaving a slight mound in the center and the crust going all the way up on edge. Freeze the crust for several hours. Pack ice cream into a mixing bowl the same diameter as the pie pan. Freeze the ice cream in the bowl for several hours. Invert the ice cream onto the crust and work the ice cream out of the bowl. Pour fudge sauce on top of the mud pie. Cover with plastic and freeze again. Cut into slices to serve. Decorate with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

Mocking trolls is one of my favorite pastimes. I refuse to stop, especially with such winners as “I filled out a form, but didn’t even submit it! I’m so bad, and that means other people are bad!”

So much winning, it’s making me sick.

Even that pales in comparison to “I’m a Democrat because I once touched a large dog.” There’s so much going on there, and it’s all wonderful.

Wolf reintroduction is a touchy issue with the right. See:

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http://www.nowolves.com/Vinyl%20Decals/Shoot%20Shovel.jpg

[Wolves, livestock clash all around Wyoming](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/Wolves, livestock clash all around Wyoming)
I guess you’re environmentalists when it suits you. Note, the pictures wouldn’t post; you’ll have to click the links.

:confused: :confused: Plenty of right-wingers are nature fans. We don’t object to your canine love; we’re just a little flabbergasted that this is what you come up with as evidence that you’re “extremely liberal Democrat.”

Oh. That and you claimed to have voted for Hillary. Whippeee! Even the Brickhead claims to have voted for Hillary.

Ignoring the GOP’s insistence that AGW is a myth, of course.