Mods are the non-coms. What do Admins do all day? Read field reports only?

There isn’t that much structure. Cecil is Cecil. Ed approves the selection of mods and admins. Once in a rare while we will talk to Ed if we need some clarification about a particular problem, but mostly the mods handle their own forums and will discuss any tricky situations or possible problems. You can see the moderating assignments by clicking on the Forum Leaders link. It’s a volunteer position, so these things are fairly informal.

Pretty much, although the process often starts with a reported post.

Not as such, no. But anybody can argue for or against a proposed ban or suspension (or warning, if it’s particularly controversial).

One has to be a moderator first.

You handle things like account merges or name changes, mail or password problems, spammer bans and forum moderation as your schedule allows.

Do Admins receive a salary?

A moderator would have to arrange for a vacancy in the administrators. Sort of like the same way Mustrum Ridcully and his predecessors became Archchancellor of Unseen University, except they don’t, to my knowledge, have magical abilities. Which is why when moderators are in proximity, the admins only drink from sealed cans and bottled beverages. And they tend to switch dinner plates with people and make jokes like “You taste it first.”

Don’t forget the Swedish Massages. And bon-bons. LOTS of bon-bons.

They get twice as much as mods do.

Mods are non-coms. Admin. are commissioned officers. Cecil is the figurehead Generalissimo. We are spear-carriers.

Ed is…what rank do you suppose Gilligan was again?

According to the theme song, he was “the mate.” Considering Gilligan’s general capabilities, I suspect he must have been Third Mate, even though there weren’t any others.

And some of you are spear-chuckers.

Who gets to be the blow?

It’s a progression. To become a moderator, you submit an application, all of the existing mods and admins weigh in, and then Ed makes the final decision. If the admins decide that they need another admin, they powwow with Ed and pick one of the existing moderators to ascend to the hallowed ranks of administrator.

After a grueling crash course in administrative duties, the prospective admin receives the fabled turkey tattoo and keys to the executive washroom. They also get to trade in their jackboots for swim fins.

As Marley said, it’s basically … well … administrative stuff. There are sections of the control panels that moderators can’t access, and it takes an admin to do things like create new forums, change usernames, and so forth.

Wait a minute! Swedish Massages? SWEDISH Massages? And all these years I’ve just been getting these SWORDFISH Massages. My back is scraped RAW, I tell you.

As a rule of thumb, moderators can do things to posts and threads, while administrators can do things to posters and forums.

For the day-to-day work, the moderators keep an eye on their forums, both from reports and their own reading. The very first step to becoming a moderator, of course, is being an active member. You also develop an instinct for which threads are likely see problems cropping up-- It took me years to break the habit of opening up suspect threads I wasn’t interested in, just to see if there was a problem.

When they see a problem, they take action. Sometimes it’s simple: You see blatant spam, you nuke it, along with the spammer. You see a thread starting to get uncivil, you put in a mod note, and maybe, in extreme cases, a warning or close the thread. Someone accidentally put a thread in the wrong forum, or it’s drifted into another forum’s territory, you move it. All of this, a moderator can do by themselves.

But then there are situations where one moderator alone can’t handle it. In these cases, they don’t go up the hierarchy, like you might think. Or rather, they do, but they don’t just go up: They go sideways. The mod that first noticed the problem e-mails all of the other mods, and they discuss the situation behind the scenes and come to an agreement about what to do. I think warnings also go into this moderator loop, even though a mod can issue them solo (this has gotten a bit more formal since my day). This is the sort of process you get before a banning, or the like.

There’s also a behind-the-scenes forum on the board, only visible to moderators, that is used for documenting and sharing information. I don’t know all the details of this, though, since it was after my time.

In straightforward cases, such as insults, moderators will generally issue warnings on their own. Sending them to the loop would be too time consuming (especially if a fight is breaking out or a thread is being derailed), and most cases are clear cut. It’s only in borderline cases, or where the precedent may not be clear, that consultation may be called for.

I meant, the moderator issues the warning without consultation, but then tells all the other mods it’s been issued, so someone causing minor trouble all over the place doesn’t go unnoticed. Not so?

What a gyp! They should negotiate for triple.

As my boss would say, hard and impossible are not synonyms. Reading every post is very possible, just unnecessary and inefficient.

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Don’t forget the Swedish Massages. And bon-bons. LOTS of bon-bons.
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[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:29, topic:668049”]

Wait a minute! Swedish Massages? SWEDISH Massages? And all these years I’ve just been getting these SWORDFISH Massages. My back is scraped RAW, I tell you.
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Oh. Did I let the cat out of the… :smack:

No. I made a typo. Admins do not get Swedish Massages. Or new Alienware computers every year. Or season tickets. Those are just false rumours. Yeah, that’s the ticket. I don’t know how those get started. But nothing like that ever happens. Honest. Remember, you can trust me. I’m not like the others; I’m your friend. :slight_smile:

We don’t need to do that with the automatic warning system we went to some years ago. When a warning is issued, a notice is posted in a separate forum, and a notation is placed on the poster’s profile. So checking the warning forum will show who’s been causing trouble recently regardless of who issued the warning. When I issue a warning I usually check a poster’s profile to see if they have other recent infractions. If so, then I may alert the rest of the mods.

Sometimes when we get a newbie who is particularly trollish or snarky we may alert the loop to keep an eye on them.

…and blow…

<ducks and runs>

Man, that’s harsh. You ban everybody just one time and nobody ever lets you forget it.

No. It’s all unpaid. We do this out of love.

And the hookers and blow, of course. And the power and the glory.

[del]YAnd you left out the part about unlimited draft beer and the mini marshmellows in the hot cocoa.[/del] But nevermind.