Moles, doctors, lab results, and the modern man. A medical inquiry.

In My Humble Opinion
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“She” not “He” :wink:

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Another good reason for total face removal.

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At this point, I’m scared to click on your link. What is it?

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Sophomoric comedy sketch featuring a patient with a perfectly good face.

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Dear Journal,

I went to the doctor again today to get my stitches removed, and the lab results showed that I am now spitzoid-free.

-Aaron

PS: Patty Mayonnaise is a bitch

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Sorry I missed this the first couple times around.

Spitzoid? Does this meanthat you are turning into an exceptionally hairy dog with pointy ears? Or is that an Olympic medalist swimmer?

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wierdaaron - Woot!!11!!! What a relief!

I’d ask what “Patty Mayonnaise” has to do with anything, but my quick googling of the phrase tells me I do NOT want to know. :eek:

Anyway, I wish you a full and speedy recovery.

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Patty Mayonnaise was a character on “Doug,” one of the original Nickelodeon TV cartoons. Doug, like wierdaaron, keeps a chatty journal in which, among other things, he expresses his feelings about Patty.

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I’m glad they caught your problem and treated it and you’re on the road to recovery. But don’t freak out about all your moles- remember that the vast majority of melanomas start as new growths, not arising from an existing mole. Check yourself once a month all over and see a dermatologist regarding any suspicious growths (surely you know about the warning signs by now). Also see a derm every six months for a while then once a year.